Peace, Love and Pie

Thair is this girl called : peace , love & pie . Her dad jumps out of aero planes . Noeboddy noze why ! She wants 2 jump from aero planes too ! But if her parachute doent open, she wood be thrue ! She has a girlfrend called apokkullips ! She duz not cum frum Egypt , Or like stepping on the x-men,s space ships ! This girl duzzint have minny cloze ! And she duzzint have any pantyhose ! She just graduated frum hy skool ! But she duzzint have a swimming pool ! She likes jumping rope in a southern park ! Wair rednecks swing flayming mace balls in the dark , and her frends play with Hoolah hoops , and thay all look like a bunch of goofs !her dad,s job is Falling frum the sky ! Why thay pay him 4 this . Noe one noze why!...