Best Official Poems

My hair is dyed to hide the grey and how my boobies sag
But I have it on good authority I’m a ‘Walnut Wag’

A ‘Walnut Wag’ … what’s that you may ask
I will enlighten you for that’s my task

A ‘Walnut Wag’ is the partner of someone...

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I was the official jar opener in our house

Until this jar of Bick's Pickled Beets

Knocked me off my perch

Mr. He-Man here is now fighting off severe depression

It's a conspiracy, cause I was acting too much like a smart ass

That lid tightening machine heard about me

And...

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?Universe interconnected?      
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    Pen's Broadcasting Name
           21st century's Poet
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Not to be confused with Double Dutch which is no longer deemed
  Politically Correct,
Or gobbledegoop which could be associated with goblins and witchcraft which 
  would make it unsuitable for religious folk,
Gibberish is now being learned by every nation on earth.

The cheif advantage...

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Reduced to a piece of luggage 
with memories of hanging gardens
zippers split open with grinning, yellow teeth
I surrender my neatly folded heart 
to be confiscated, devoured, and cemented...
by a patrol who cannot border my tears......

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An ultrasound scan of my tum
Showed lots of foul gas soon will come
I try to hold it in
But much to my chagrin
Foul farts are shooting from my bum

I could give up on veggies and sprouts
Lush fried onions in large amounts
I do farts loud and quiet
But...

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a woman with four daughters;celebrating life as a free bird;declares a status;single...

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For a month now we've had cold weather,
breaking out the long johns and the sweaters,
I'm amazed,
calendar says,
winter starts today the 21st of December.





12-21-16...

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Crimson robed closed eyes
in the Holy See
	that don’t say

Upper chamber veiled deceit — 
A wizard wand wave
in the Sistine Chapel cache cave

Young boys’ virgin olive oil innocence
sacrificed on the sunken altar
			          of concupiscence

Lust incense burning
the foul...

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Small little poem
Words placed together
Who will ask the questions?


Horray my Questionku is officially a form. Thanks to the Soup for accepting it....

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I was the official jar opener in our house
Until this jar of Bick's Pickled Beets
Knocked me off my perch
Mr. He-Man here is now fighting off severe depression
It's a conspiracy, cause I was acting too much like a smart ass
That lid tightening machine heard about me
And...

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Seeing as I live here 
(I say this not in jest),
remember this is my domain, 
and you are just a guest.

There is a possibility 
that's fairly safe to predict:
you will definitely be sniffed
and probably be licked.
(Deal with it.)

It is not my problem 
if you're a...

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Official Dish - Didactic

This dish is clean, comes with an official seal of approval
It must be kept away from others on the shelf 
Nothing good can come from disobedience 
When using dish detergent… Don't!
Be sober when you get close
Wash it frequently with chocolate soap
It is...

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I'm not bent, I'm broken...

Not another word spoken...

No giving... No take...

Just one big ing mistake...

No forgive... No forget...

No time left to regret...

No future... No past...

Everything is far from my blast...

How will I ever understand my past...

No holding on... No letting go...

How will I ever know...

My...

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I awoke to the pungent smell of perfumed wisterias;
Bursting from twisting bines hang masses of purple blooms.
   In far away Wuyuan I know Springtime sits upon many
      Crowded terraces;
 Again I long for you...our cozy little rooms....

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