Gibberish Now An Official Language

Not to be confused with Double Dutch which is no longer deemed Politically Correct, Or gobbledegoop which could be associated with goblins and witchcraft which would make it unsuitable for religious folk, Gibberish is now being learned by every nation on earth. The cheif advantage of learning to speak gibberish is that nobody realy understands it, So it is hard to be held accountable for what you have said. Gibberish is also now becoming the preferred written language worldwide. Again you will not be held accounatble for something so open to misinterpretation. To obatain a masters degree in gibberish, you will need to learn about codes, As you don't want your gibberish to be too consistant, Or someone might be able to work out what you are saying and you could be held accountable. Another advantage of learning gibberish is that you won't have to forego that Extra drink, as drunk or sobre it will always be gibberish. The more gibberish you produce the more people will respect you as worldly and wise. You will aslo make it easy for non gibberish speakers to interpret your orders in Ways that will let them get on with whatever they are doing without fear of being held accountable. A word of caution however, don't take too long to learn to speak gibberish or You could be the last person except for the Queen to be understood and she has diplomatic immunity, So you will be it, I am afraid, unless you sign up now at a very low price to learn basic gibberish.