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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required An ultrasound scan of my tum Showed lots of foul gas soon will come I try to hold it in But much to my chagrin Foul farts are shooting from my bum I could give up on veggies and sprouts Lush fried onions in large amounts I do farts loud and quiet But I won’t alter my diet My doctor says good fibre counts Some veggies don’t agree with me They make me fart so frequently My hubby doesn’t mind Thank goodness he’s kind I have got a big problem you see You could call me a flatulent lass Foul wind’s shooting out of my ass I admit I’ve been windy Can’t blame our dog Mindy My doctor says Jan it will pass A somewhat tongue in cheek poem... but I had an ultrasound last week to check for ovarian cancer as my stomach had been bloated for several weeks... the result of the scan is a cyst on my kidney and ‘lots of gas’ in my stomach which i do not expel in public lol. My doctor is happy I follow a high fibre diet and I think things will get better once I stop eating sprouts lol * we don't have a dog! 12/09/20
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