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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required I was the official jar opener in our house Until this jar of Bick's Pickled Beets Knocked me off my perch Mr. He-Man here is now fighting off severe depression It's a conspiracy, cause I was acting too much like a smart ass That lid tightening machine heard about me And is purposely making the seal tighter So no actual human can open it without farting And then it's still basicly impossible I think the government should pass a law That prohibits this kind of practice To prevent us from ending up crying like a baby And sucking our thumb all cuddled up in the corner My dear wife decided to give it a shot And apparently with no struggle at all She managed to open the damn stupid thing As I always say, “I loosened it for you!” You can visit me in an old folks home 3:00 to 4:00 every weekday afternoon And between 1:00 and 6:00 on weekends
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