Official Dish - Didactic

Official Dish - Didactic This dish is clean, comes with an official seal of approval It must be kept away from others on the shelf Nothing good can come from disobedience When using dish detergent… Don't! Be sober when you get close Wash it frequently with chocolate soap It is not nice to break it, rape it or lick it when you're through Keep this dish from direct sun light Away from loud children with hammers and knives Weapons of mass destruction are not advised It comes in a hermetically sealed box Follow the instructions on the top Make love to it if you must With proper protection and gloves Don't place hot meals on it or talk dirty This dish is for display purposes only If it breaks it can not be replaced Take it for a walk on Tuesdays at 3:00 am If it objects Wednesdays will have to do Official dish has no intentions of its own Didactic dishes do not own telephones Are not interested in any thing but poems According to their owners Which is questionable based on what we understand It is best to leave them alone Official dish is one of a kind Non political, round and flat And that's a fact That's all you need to know