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Jack and Jill went up the hill With thoughts of making love Jack hadn’t got a condom So cut a finger off Jill’s glove The glove was far too small for him And it didn’t fit his todger Now they are proud parents Of a baby they called Rodger! 1st October 2016 Another poem written after being inspired by Ilene Bauer's poem three blind mic

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Date: 10/29/2016 1:58:00 PM
Jan this such a cute poem I enjoyed reading it.This is a good rewrite.
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Date: 10/4/2016 3:08:00 PM
Too, too funny--and clever. I love it. Jack needs to be like a battery--EverReady.
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Date: 10/4/2016 3:10:00 PM
LOL Paul wise words indeed :-) I have posted 5 parodies so far ... but I deemed the 'grand old duke of Pork' not suitable for posting on soup lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 10/4/2016 2:41:00 PM
Jan you are hilarious...nice one
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Date: 10/4/2016 3:09:00 PM
aww thanks Joseph - without Ilene's poem inspiring me these would never have been written:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/2/2016 11:35:00 PM
Ha ha very funny great humour x
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Date: 10/3/2016 2:31:00 AM
Thanks Wendy:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/2/2016 1:52:00 PM
Quite the inspiration. Hope Rodger turns out to be a blessing.
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Date: 10/2/2016 6:26:00 PM
lol tIM:-) HUGS JAN XX
Date: 10/2/2016 9:45:00 AM
Hi Jan, Lol! This is so funny. You are so good rewriting these nursery rhymes:-) Alexis
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Date: 10/2/2016 7:11:00 PM
I will work on it when inspiration hits:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 10/2/2016 7:07:00 PM
I know. Will you write it when you have the time? :-) Alexis
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Date: 10/2/2016 6:59:00 PM
ha ha ha that would be a good one:-0 hugs jan xx
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Alexis Y.
Date: 10/2/2016 6:53:00 PM
I will go look at it now. I was thinking of ol King Cole:-) Alexis
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Date: 10/2/2016 6:27:00 PM
Thanks Alexis I have written another one today as San Woo asked me to do one on sing a song of sixpence lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 10/2/2016 9:28:00 AM
Lol! This is so funny my friend. Excellent write........A.M.
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Date: 10/2/2016 6:28:00 PM
Thanks A M:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/2/2016 8:02:00 AM
Thank goodness they weren't wearing mittens...very funny Jan...
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Date: 10/2/2016 6:29:00 PM
ha ha that's a hilarious comment John:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 10/2/2016 6:38:00 AM
Oh, it didn't fit so they chose not to use anything at all thus the baby Rodger! :lol: I simply enjoyed this, Jan. ;)
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Date: 10/2/2016 6:29:00 PM
Thanks for dropping by MoonFlower:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/2/2016 2:55:00 AM
As far as the glove did she have small hands or did he...never mind.
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Date: 10/2/2016 6:30:00 PM
She had very small hands Armand lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/2/2016 2:53:00 AM
Wow you are really good at this another fav. If you get a chance I have a new post.
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Date: 10/2/2016 6:30:00 PM
Just read it my friend you are a creative genius:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/1/2016 11:44:00 PM
Jan, you are good at rewriting these nursery rhymes. This one is so funny! Love, Kim
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Date: 10/1/2016 11:50:00 PM
Thanks Kim - it is all down to Ilene's poem which inspired me - I will try working on the poem Sun requested:-):-)
Date: 10/1/2016 7:46:00 PM
Hilarious and a FAVE
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Date: 10/1/2016 10:56:00 PM
aww thanks Andrea:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/1/2016 7:39:00 PM
This is hilarious Jan! Hugs
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Date: 10/1/2016 10:55:00 PM
Thanks Cecilia:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/1/2016 6:33:00 PM
You inspire me Jan with these wonderful witty poems.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 10/1/2016 6:41:00 PM
Thanks Jean :-) I was inspired by Ilene's 3 blind mice which prompted my Humpty Dumpty and now this poem lol:-) hugs jan xx