Jan Allison Poet Rhyme

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Jack and Jill Re Written

Jack and Jill went up the hill
With thoughts of making love
Jack hadn’t got a condom 
So cut a finger off Jill’s glove
The glove was far too small for him
And it didn’t fit his todger
Now they are proud parents
Of a baby they called Rodger!

1st October 2016

Another poem written after being inspired by Ilene Bauer's poem three blind mic

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Darlene De Beaulieu October 29, 2016 at 1:58 PM Jan this such a cute poem I enjoyed reading it.This is a good rewrite.

Paul Schneiter October 4, 2016 at 3:08 PM Too, too funny--and clever. I love it. Jack needs to be like a battery--EverReady. Jan Allison October 4, 2016 at 3:10 PM LOL Paul wise words indeed :-) I have posted 5 parodies so far ... but I deemed the 'grand old duke of Pork' not suitable for posting on soup lol:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May October 4, 2016 at 2:41 PM Jan you are hilarious...nice one Jan Allison October 4, 2016 at 3:09 PM aww thanks Joseph - without Ilene's poem inspiring me these would never have been written:-) hugs Jan xx

Wendy Rycroft October 2, 2016 at 11:35 PM Ha ha very funny great humour x Jan Allison October 3, 2016 at 2:31 AM Thanks Wendy:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith October 2, 2016 at 1:52 PM Quite the inspiration. Hope Rodger turns out to be a blessing. Jan Allison October 2, 2016 at 6:26 PM lol tIM:-) HUGS JAN XX

Alexis Y. October 2, 2016 at 9:45 AM Hi Jan, Lol! This is so funny. You are so good rewriting these nursery rhymes:-) Alexis Jan Allison October 2, 2016 at 7:11 PM I will work on it when inspiration hits:-) hugs Jan xx Alexis Y. October 2, 2016 at 7:07 PM I know. Will you write it when you have the time? :-) Alexis Jan Allison October 2, 2016 at 6:59 PM ha ha ha that would be a good one:-0 hugs jan xx Alexis Y. October 2, 2016 at 6:53 PM I will go look at it now. I was thinking of ol King Cole:-) Alexis Jan Allison October 2, 2016 at 6:27 PM Thanks Alexis I have written another one today as San Woo asked me to do one on sing a song of sixpence lol:-) hugs jan xx

Afolabi Muideen October 2, 2016 at 9:28 AM Lol! This is so funny my friend. Excellent write........A.M. Jan Allison October 2, 2016 at 6:28 PM Thanks A M:-) hugs Jan xx

John Lawless October 2, 2016 at 8:02 AM Thank goodness they weren't wearing mittens...very funny Jan... Jan Allison October 2, 2016 at 6:29 PM ha ha that's a hilarious comment John:-) hugs jan xx

Moon Flower October 2, 2016 at 6:38 AM Oh, it didn't fit so they chose not to use anything at all thus the baby Rodger! :lol: I simply enjoyed this, Jan. ;) Jan Allison October 2, 2016 at 6:29 PM Thanks for dropping by MoonFlower:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne October 2, 2016 at 2:55 AM As far as the glove did she have small hands or did he...never mind. Jan Allison October 2, 2016 at 6:30 PM She had very small hands Armand lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne October 2, 2016 at 2:53 AM Wow you are really good at this another fav. If you get a chance I have a new post. Jan Allison October 2, 2016 at 6:30 PM Just read it my friend you are a creative genius:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Merryman October 1, 2016 at 11:44 PM Jan, you are good at rewriting these nursery rhymes. This one is so funny! Love, Kim Jan Allison October 1, 2016 at 11:50 PM Thanks Kim - it is all down to Ilene's poem which inspired me - I will try working on the poem Sun requested:-):-)

Andrea Dietrich October 1, 2016 at 7:46 PM Hilarious and a FAVE Jan Allison October 1, 2016 at 10:56 PM aww thanks Andrea:-) hugs Jan xx

Cecilia Macfarlane October 1, 2016 at 7:39 PM This is hilarious Jan! Hugs Jan Allison October 1, 2016 at 10:55 PM Thanks Cecilia:-) hugs Jan xx

Jean Murray October 1, 2016 at 6:33 PM You inspire me Jan with these wonderful witty poems. Jan Allison October 1, 2016 at 6:41 PM Thanks Jean :-) I was inspired by Ilene's 3 blind mice which prompted my Humpty Dumpty and now this poem lol:-) hugs jan xx