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Jack and Jill Re Written

Jack and Jill went up the hill
With thoughts of making love
Jack hadn’t got a condom 
So cut a finger off Jill’s glove
The glove was far too small for him
And it didn’t fit his todger
Now they are proud parents
Of a baby they called Rodger!

1st October 2016

Another poem written after being inspired by Ilene Bauer's poem three blind mic

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2016

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Darlene De Beaulieu Date: 10/29/2016 1:58:00 PM Jan this such a cute poem I enjoyed reading it.This is a good rewrite. Login to Reply

Paul Schneiter Date: 10/4/2016 3:08:00 PM Too, too funny--and clever. I love it. Jack needs to be like a battery--EverReady. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/4/2016 3:10:00 PM LOL Paul wise words indeed :-) I have posted 5 parodies so far ... but I deemed the 'grand old duke of Pork' not suitable for posting on soup lol:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May Date: 10/4/2016 2:41:00 PM Jan you are hilarious...nice one Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/4/2016 3:09:00 PM aww thanks Joseph - without Ilene's poem inspiring me these would never have been written:-) hugs Jan xx

Wendy Rycroft Date: 10/2/2016 11:35:00 PM Ha ha very funny great humour x Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/3/2016 2:31:00 AM Thanks Wendy:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 10/2/2016 1:52:00 PM Quite the inspiration. Hope Rodger turns out to be a blessing. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/2/2016 6:26:00 PM lol tIM:-) HUGS JAN XX

Alexis Y. Date: 10/2/2016 9:45:00 AM Hi Jan, Lol! This is so funny. You are so good rewriting these nursery rhymes:-) Alexis Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/2/2016 7:11:00 PM I will work on it when inspiration hits:-) hugs Jan xx Alexis Y. Date: 10/2/2016 7:07:00 PM I know. Will you write it when you have the time? :-) Alexis Jan Allison Date: 10/2/2016 6:59:00 PM ha ha ha that would be a good one:-0 hugs jan xx Alexis Y. Date: 10/2/2016 6:53:00 PM I will go look at it now. I was thinking of ol King Cole:-) Alexis Jan Allison Date: 10/2/2016 6:27:00 PM Thanks Alexis I have written another one today as San Woo asked me to do one on sing a song of sixpence lol:-) hugs jan xx

Afolabi Muideen Date: 10/2/2016 9:28:00 AM Lol! This is so funny my friend. Excellent write........A.M. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/2/2016 6:28:00 PM Thanks A M:-) hugs Jan xx

John Lawless Date: 10/2/2016 8:02:00 AM Thank goodness they weren't wearing mittens...very funny Jan... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/2/2016 6:29:00 PM ha ha that's a hilarious comment John:-) hugs jan xx

Moon Flower Date: 10/2/2016 6:38:00 AM Oh, it didn't fit so they chose not to use anything at all thus the baby Rodger! :lol: I simply enjoyed this, Jan. ;) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/2/2016 6:29:00 PM Thanks for dropping by MoonFlower:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne Date: 10/2/2016 2:55:00 AM As far as the glove did she have small hands or did he...never mind. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/2/2016 6:30:00 PM She had very small hands Armand lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne Date: 10/2/2016 2:53:00 AM Wow you are really good at this another fav. If you get a chance I have a new post. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/2/2016 6:30:00 PM Just read it my friend you are a creative genius:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Merryman Date: 10/1/2016 11:44:00 PM Jan, you are good at rewriting these nursery rhymes. This one is so funny! Love, Kim Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/1/2016 11:50:00 PM Thanks Kim - it is all down to Ilene's poem which inspired me - I will try working on the poem Sun requested:-):-)

Andrea Dietrich Date: 10/1/2016 7:46:00 PM Hilarious and a FAVE Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/1/2016 10:56:00 PM aww thanks Andrea:-) hugs Jan xx

Cecilia Macfarlane Date: 10/1/2016 7:39:00 PM This is hilarious Jan! Hugs Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/1/2016 10:55:00 PM Thanks Cecilia:-) hugs Jan xx

Jean Murray Date: 10/1/2016 6:33:00 PM You inspire me Jan with these wonderful witty poems. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/1/2016 6:41:00 PM Thanks Jean :-) I was inspired by Ilene's 3 blind mice which prompted my Humpty Dumpty and now this poem lol:-) hugs jan xx