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Jack and Jill went up the hill With thoughts of making love Jack hadn’t got a condom So cut a finger off Jill’s glove The glove was far too small for him And it didn’t fit his todger Now they are proud parents Of a baby they called Rodger! 1st October 2016 Another poem written after being inspired by Ilene Bauer's poem three blind mic

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Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 10/29/2016 1:58:00 PM

Jan this such a cute poem I enjoyed reading it.This is a good rewrite.

Paul Schneiter

Date: 10/4/2016 3:08:00 PM

Too, too funny--and clever. I love it. Jack needs to be like a battery--EverReady.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/4/2016 3:10:00 PM

LOL Paul wise words indeed :-) I have posted 5 parodies so far ... but I deemed the 'grand old duke of Pork' not suitable for posting on soup lol:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 10/4/2016 2:41:00 PM

Jan you are hilarious...nice one

Jan Allison
Date: 10/4/2016 3:09:00 PM

aww thanks Joseph - without Ilene's poem inspiring me these would never have been written:-) hugs Jan xx

Wendy Rycroft

Date: 10/2/2016 11:35:00 PM

Ha ha very funny great humour x

Jan Allison
Date: 10/3/2016 2:31:00 AM

Thanks Wendy:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 10/2/2016 1:52:00 PM

Quite the inspiration. Hope Rodger turns out to be a blessing.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/2/2016 6:26:00 PM

lol tIM:-) HUGS JAN XX

Alexis Y.

Date: 10/2/2016 9:45:00 AM

Hi Jan, Lol! This is so funny. You are so good rewriting these nursery rhymes:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 10/2/2016 7:11:00 PM

I will work on it when inspiration hits:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.
Date: 10/2/2016 7:07:00 PM

I know. Will you write it when you have the time? :-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 10/2/2016 6:59:00 PM

ha ha ha that would be a good one:-0 hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.
Date: 10/2/2016 6:53:00 PM

I will go look at it now. I was thinking of ol King Cole:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 10/2/2016 6:27:00 PM

Thanks Alexis I have written another one today as San Woo asked me to do one on sing a song of sixpence lol:-) hugs jan xx

Afolabi Muideen

Date: 10/2/2016 9:28:00 AM

Lol! This is so funny my friend. Excellent write........A.M.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/2/2016 6:28:00 PM

Thanks A M:-) hugs Jan xx

John Lawless

Date: 10/2/2016 8:02:00 AM

Thank goodness they weren't wearing mittens...very funny Jan...

Jan Allison
Date: 10/2/2016 6:29:00 PM

ha ha that's a hilarious comment John:-) hugs jan xx

Moon Flower

Date: 10/2/2016 6:38:00 AM

Oh, it didn't fit so they chose not to use anything at all thus the baby Rodger! :lol: I simply enjoyed this, Jan. ;)

Jan Allison
Date: 10/2/2016 6:29:00 PM

Thanks for dropping by MoonFlower:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 10/2/2016 2:55:00 AM

As far as the glove did she have small hands or did he...never mind.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/2/2016 6:30:00 PM

She had very small hands Armand lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 10/2/2016 2:53:00 AM

Wow you are really good at this another fav. If you get a chance I have a new post.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/2/2016 6:30:00 PM

Just read it my friend you are a creative genius:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Merryman

Date: 10/1/2016 11:44:00 PM

Jan, you are good at rewriting these nursery rhymes. This one is so funny! Love, Kim

Jan Allison
Date: 10/1/2016 11:50:00 PM

Thanks Kim - it is all down to Ilene's poem which inspired me - I will try working on the poem Sun requested:-):-)

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 10/1/2016 7:46:00 PM

Hilarious and a FAVE

Jan Allison
Date: 10/1/2016 10:56:00 PM

aww thanks Andrea:-) hugs Jan xx

Cecilia Macfarlane

Date: 10/1/2016 7:39:00 PM

This is hilarious Jan! Hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 10/1/2016 10:55:00 PM

Thanks Cecilia:-) hugs Jan xx

Jean Murray

Date: 10/1/2016 6:33:00 PM

You inspire me Jan with these wonderful witty poems.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/1/2016 6:41:00 PM

Thanks Jean :-) I was inspired by Ilene's 3 blind mice which prompted my Humpty Dumpty and now this poem lol:-) hugs jan xx