Best Innuendo Poems
The Knickerless Vicar - Contains Innuendo :- Collaboration With Nina ParmenterFor a man of the cloth, our dear vicar
is not very partial to clothes
He is almost allergic to trousers
and y-fronts get right up his nose.
Ev’ry Sunday as he climbs in the pulpit
(where the choir boys are sitting below)
His meat and two veg are seen swinging
And...
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Categories:
innuendo, clothes,
Form:
Rhyme
Unintended InnuendoLine of inquiry:
“as we passed her she did wilt
which caused in us sense of guilt
since our stance perhaps did cause
to put her heart’s joy on pause
though we’re gentle, not hostile
we diminished her soul’s smile
since our aura as she viewed
scent of love did not exude” -...
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Categories:
innuendo, cheer up,
Form:
Rhyme
The Great British Pancake Day Toss Off - Warning Contains InnuendoToday it’s Pancake Day and there’s to be a pancake race
Entrants are on the starting line with a smile upon their face
Old Ted ‘s ready with his frying pan, he is a fat old josser
but when it comes to pancakes, Ted’s an expert tosser
The gun...
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Categories:
innuendo, food, humorous, race,
Form:
Couplet
Unintended InnuendoLine of inquiry:
“as we passed her she did wilt
which caused in us sense of guilt
since our stance perhaps did cause
to put her heart’s joy on pause
though we’re gentle, not hostile
we diminished her soul’s smile
since our aura as she viewed
scent of love did not exude”
...
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Categories:
innuendo, how i feel,
Form:
Free verse
Unintended Innuendo
“as we passed her she did wilt
which caused in us sense of guilt
since our stance perhaps did cause
to put her heart’s joy on pause
though we’re gentle, not hostile
we diminished her soul’s smile
since our aura as she viewed
scent of love did not exude” —Unseeking Seeker
the passersby...
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Categories:
innuendo, addiction, spiritual,
Form:
Rhyme
Unintended Innuendo“as we passed her she did wilt
which caused in us sense of guilt
since our stance perhaps did cause
to put her heart’s joy on pause
though we’re gentle, not hostile
we diminished her soul’s smile
since our aura as she viewed
scent of love did not exude” ~ Unseeking Seeker
As...
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Categories:
innuendo, deep, devotion, imagery,
Form:
Free verse
Categories:
innuendo, conflict, people, word play,
Form:
Haiku
Halloween InnuendoIt's Halloween and as we know
It's a special time of year
There's scary things and ghostly beings
Meant to bring out fear
There's lots of innuendos
I hope you do not mind
If I can take the liberty
As some may not seem kind
They're meant to make you Snickers
And put...
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Categories:
innuendo, funny, halloween, hilarious, holiday,
Form:
Rhyme
Innuendo In the End OhThere once was a man from Tenerife,
Whose sunbathing was all rather brief.
But when he started to cough,
His flimsy fig leaf blew off.
While the ladies confirmed their belief.
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Categories:
innuendo, giggle, sunshine, women,
Form:
Limerick
InnuendoI stroked his little ego 'til his head literally exploded.
Inspired by the Seeker's Little Blue Pill
for Silent's funny one liner contest
10/9/16...
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Categories:
innuendo, hilarious, hyperbole,
Form:
Imagism
Innocent InnuendoInnocent innuendo
Illusion turns to reality
Clay oven, fire, heat
The kiss, passion erupts
Standing in the rain, frozen heat
Your body is wet, torrential rains
The kisses become more sensual
The rythym accelerates, faster
Rain dripping down your face
I can taste your essence
I can smell the feminine scent
Your body is wet, I...
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Categories:
innuendo, fantasy, love, passion, romancebody,
Form:
Free verse
InnuendoInnuendo .
When you want booze
and dance
you get pinches
and leers
left quizzing why
its never
from the one
you want
as requesting
that must heard
song.
When a simple
drink order
you want
to place
is interrupted
by slurring
voices saying
" hey gorgeous"
while swaying
to and fro
and nearly smashing
into that
pretty face.
Innocent victims
who
should think...
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Categories:
innuendo, funny, life, social,
Form:
Free verse
Humanity's InnuendoEcosystems are being strained
We stand alone as the culprit
Every night when I have prayed
I wake up and see they've botched it
In less than a year from now
It will reach the Atlantic
Dolphins, crabs and the sea foul
Will die before we panic
These black tides will devour
Killing pristine...
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Categories:
innuendo, epic
Form:
Rhyme
And On the 7th Day He Rested - BawdyI heard of a fella named Roger
Who had the most ginormous todger
Guys envied his dong
(Twas twelve inches long)
Six widows now share Rodger lodger!
These widows don’t charge Roger rent
But night after night Roger’s spent -
This randy young chappy
Sure makes these gals happy
I’m surprised his todger’s not...
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Categories:
innuendo, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
She Loves Having Her Oats - BawdyMiss Toe Dipper must have her oats
Especially when on huge cruise boats
She has them each morning
Just as the sun’s dawning
When she’s had her fill how she gloats
When frolicking out on the ocean
They’ll rise up and down with the motion
As he reaches ‘top deck’
There’s love bites...
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Categories:
innuendo, humorous, lust,
Form:
Limerick