Halloween Innuendo

It's Halloween and as we know It's a special time of year There's scary things and ghostly beings Meant to bring out fear There's lots of innuendos I hope you do not mind If I can take the liberty As some may not seem kind They're meant to make you Snickers And put a smile upon your face Please forgive me for my twisted mind If that is not the case I'd like to know, if you'd mind If I tricked you with my treats Your like a tasty candy bar I'm sure you're sticky sweet I'll take you to the Milky Way Or maybe even Mars I want to squeeze you Bun so tight My rock candy is so hard You're like a Peppermint Patty You take my breath away I'll bring you years of Almond Joy I've so much more to say When you lick a Lollipop It makes my poor heart race I wish that you would unwrap me Let's cut right to the chase I'd place some Miniature Kisses All around your luscious Mounds I'd start with licks, then give you my Twix Till you shout O Henry loud To taste your Whatchamacallit I would give 100 Grand And move my Butterfingers All across your skin You can bet that Mikey likes it And his Pop Rocks would explode How many licks would it take to get To the center of his Tootsie Roll I'll be your Sugar Daddy If you will let me be I hope to Skor, at least once more Without the Musketeers 3 I'd share with you my Payday If that is what you choose Then we could Rolos over To 5th Avenue I promise you no needles Can I poke you just in fun I hope you've found Good Humor And it's the best Bar None