Best Comb Poems

My dear brother Butch,

Hair are the highlights of my week:
I got a job at the Hairway to Heaven salon!
Our motto: "We color your hair or dye trying"
When the interviewer said "I mustache you a question..."
I answered, "May I mullet over?"
Seriously, working there is a shear...

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Z Z Top and Cousin It took the right approach
     Dark sun glasses and beards detract from scraggly hair
Next time my motley hairdo meets with reproach
     Combing forward I’ll consider, sparing the Nair



*For Rick's "Bad Hair Day"...

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Gonna take my comb outa my pocket,
May as well kiss it goodby and hock it.
This is much less trying, 
although close to frying.
Just stick my tongue in the light socket....

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A-CAT-A-COMB
NINE-LIVES-A-TALE *

SHE-PRIMPS-AND-PREENS
EACH-FINE-DE-TAIL *

WITH-TONGUE-TO-FUR
PAW-FACE-AND-TAIL *

THIS-DEATH-A-TOMB
SHE-SHANT-EN-TAIL *

   ~TH~...

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I comb my head 
where hair once was
it rather should be buffed 
     to reflect the beauty of life 
as life does...

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Dear sister I have been mistreated but surely not defeated
The fit are unruly and those who rule unfit to wear their minds along their brow

Pitted and fallen are we claimed she
Uproot all the timid, surely they’ll quake

The Earth is at rest while the heavens are...

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A comb like a camp

Always in alert teeth forces!...

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to be neat
and compleat
and walk that beat
make a star dress the part
from bottom to top
its all part the lot
when people stair
its
COMB AND HAIR...

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A comb,long like a train has some norms-
Unity in coming together,
Controlling the way it wants,
Always in smile with the mirror!...

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Public policies are program designs 
with regenerative health and safety vetted practices,
rooted in evidence of positive outcomes
and usually supported by some form of systematic theory
about why they appear to do more good than harm,
and at what cost compared to alternative strategies.

Producing executive orders
that are primarily...

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Chorus X 2
They await the snow drop to see my spring x 2
their sweet moments, I dehumidify x 2
despite all the wonderful stunts and splurge x 2
my nectar has picked just one principal x 2

1. They’re all lined up from my heart to Jacksie
I’ve one...

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Sweet Honey in the Comb

Inspired by Psalm 19

What I want is sweet honey in the comb
I can eat at home and be left all alone
Follow commands by God who will lead
Me away from sin so will always be freed.

Never need to prosper or have great...

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I turn and hope to see her smirking by.
Through the crowd she finds my eye.
Excitement rushes into my mind.
Conversations never spoken,
Affection felt in a glance and sigh.

Today she has assumed a new identity.
Intellectual and sure,
She peers into a world once blurred,
Clear and reassured.
To the sound...

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The old combs
Stay with me many years
Now I bought new combs too
But too lazy to use
I stay at home 
Especially during MCO
I seldom use mirror or comb
I use my hands to comb most of the time 
To tidy the short hair I cut myself
I'm too...

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The old combs
Stay with me many years
Now I bought new combs too
But too lazy to use
I stay at home 
Especially during MCO
I seldom use mirror or comb
I use my hands to comb most of the time 
To tidy the short hair I cut myself
I'm too...

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