Best Chauvinistic Poems

	A Chauvinistic Ode
	Written: by Tom Wright
	1999
	
	In days of old,
	When Knights were bold,
	And shuddered at the thought of laundry;
	You could look around,
	And nowhere was found,
	A Knight such as me in this quandary;
	
	But that olden day,
	When Knights had final say,
	Was before N.O.W. appeared on the scene;
	Now the...

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1.
We men are all chauvinist pigs tra-la-la, 
And love to take girls to our digs tra-la-la
Though girl snorts when she laughs, 
We don't care about gaffes, 
When our hearts find they're all dancing jigs tra-la-la!

2.
I'm a kid who grew up on the farm tra-la-la
And I...

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