Mr Purt

There is a man named Mr. Purt
Money and power are his turf.

He rules the land with a tangerine fist
Misogynistic deeds always tops his list

He takes what he wants, no questions are asked.
Women are no exceptions in his take-over tasks

Greasy, slime-ball, a Neanderthal if you will.
Algae of the earth, pond scum, seeking chauvinistic thrills.

He encompasses himself with a cluster of men who think the same.
Narcissistic beastly creatures, I do proclaim! 

Mr Purt is the leader of these evil clones
overcompensating with their wallets while he is perched on his throne.

Receding hair line over indulgent brutes
siting in the country club in their Armani suits.
Laughing and saying "All women are sluts and whores to a degree".
Puffing on cigars and sipping on their Brandy.

So, ladies, if you happen to see Mr. Purt and his entourage walk your way
RUN! RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!
HIDE YOURSELF FROM THE ORANGE HAND!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018



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Date: 12/29/2018 11:36:00 AM
Mr. Purt sounds gloriously wonderful. I love misogynist bullies who demean women. Hey, his orange hand sounds glorious too. I wonder what we could do with a hand like that? You have very nicely described only one so despicable, and I think you have nailed his over-fawning followers also. Oh, he's fiction? Well never mind then. I was confused for a second.
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Rebecca Ann
Date: 1/13/2019 4:01:00 PM
He is too real for me at this moment lol
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