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Ersatz Men

Chauvinistic men 
with a false sense of pride 
drum their chests 
repeatedly like a gorilla 
standing upright 
arrogantly 
proclaiming themselves 
the kings of the universe 
bragging to anyone 
who would listen 
how men run the world 
and hold it up like Atlas. 
They sure love to boast. 
They'd boast about 
anything under the sun: 
how fast they can run, 
the command 
of their voice, 
how many pounds of iron 
they can pump; 
all the while
marginalizing, 
underestimating, 
and insulting women; 
putting them in boxes. 
They believe that women 
belong in the kitchen. 
That they can't do 
all the things that men can; 
gloating how they can 
piss while standing 
and women can't. 
But who gave birth 
To these ersatz men? 
Who potty-trained them? 
Exactly!


Date written: 07/19/2020
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Pigeon Tart Avatar
July 19, 2020 at 8:24 PM
A very satiating chuckle rumbled out of me at the end of this read.Thank you, I needed that ;), xomo
Ibeh Avatar
July 19, 2020 at 8:44 PM
You're welcome, Pidge:-) Glad this one tickled your funny bone!
Wolf Avatar
July 19, 2020 at 7:27 PM
Oh, you've nailed the wicked truth! Nicely done, Edward ~ Her Satz
Ibeh Avatar
July 19, 2020 at 8:01 PM
Thank you very much, Gershon:-) Most appreciated.
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