Best Belches Poems
PraiseHell belches out more black-hearted ballads
than the accord of heaven that releases
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Categories:
belches, warfire, fire,
Form:
A View From a WindowAs dawn unfolds today beyond my fractured windowpane,
a breeze beguiles the ashen drapes. Like snakes they slip aside,
revealing wanton worlds that race and run aground, insane,
immersed in scenes obscene that savants strive to mask and hide.
Outside, the twisted streets retreat. Last night they seemed so...
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Categories:
belches, peace, people, political, society,
Form:
Rhyme
In All the Crummy Little Barrooms of the SoulI wait in all the crummy
little barrooms of the soul.
I look about and sniff the air,
drink, and wait.
In the demi-world of honky-tonks,
which vie against night's
inner gloom, beneath mantles
of thick smoke, pinches,
slurred speech and propositions,
I leer drunkenly about,
swimming in the haze
of my heebie-jeebies.
I wait.
After the smoke...
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Categories:
belches, angst, depression, introspection, life,
Form:
Narrative
'twas the Night Before Christmas'Twas the night before Christmas, I’d forgotten the sprouts
So I sent out a plea to the local boy scouts
I’d remembered the crackers, the turkey and ham
but my guests would expect sprouts, so I was in a jam
The scout leader admitted that I was in a...
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Categories:
belches, christmas, food, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
For the DreamerLava thoughts stream from my internal computer.
Some days she rests with no gumption;
today a seething volcanic monstrosity.
Muse has kicked into overdrive; she will have her feast.
Over worked, I am drained like a marathon runner.
Quivering and shaking; muse belches dream schemes.
Too many...
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Categories:
belches, art, imagination, inspiration, muse,
Form:
Free verse
Dominoessteel carriage belches
carbon cloud into the air
too early frog croaks...
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Categories:
belches, car, environment, planet, pollution,
Form:
Haiku
Fragrance of LifeFragrance of Life ©
Cool rain drums on blistering
asphalt, the scent streams into
the nostrils--hot, grassy smell of
summer, freshly cut-smoky
cedar lingers on the air
Fresh popcorn drenched in
butter, I sit in the dark, musty
movie house. Childhood
memories of Tom Mix...
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Categories:
belches, life, senses,
Form:
Free verse
Christmas With the Relations - Fictional WriteChristmas Day has arrived; the thought fills me with such dread
For over twenty years they’ve come to me; it's doing in my head!
I get up at the crack of dawn to get the turkey in the oven
Gran moans about my cooking – she belongs in...
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Categories:
belches, christmas, family, food, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
To Not Two Nor TooA semi baked semi colon is neither a seminar nor a seminary session. It is in fact the whirr of wheels from the large overweight apostrophe on a bike. Uphill downhill and all around the picturesque towns, villages and hamlets but not cities for cityscapes'...
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Categories:
belches, angel, appreciation, aubade, basketball,
Form:
Beer Belly Batman-White Trash Super HeroThere's a calmness to the air of the trailer park
As the dumpster in the back slides to the right
Underneath is where our Super Hero has his lair
And where adventure starts out every night
For years now it's been the same old routine
Belches as he wobbles...
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Categories:
belches, funny, humor,
Form:
Free verse
Two-Way LaneIntrigue
Curvaceous, Mysterious
Teasing, Shooting, Falling
Flutterbys, kisses, peptic, belches
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Categories:
belches, relationship,
Form:
Diamante
OmensBirds fled from the sky
Cinder of clouds dry for rain --
The lightning forks night
The landscape is bare
The water recedes to deep -
Tsunami rises
The earth belches smoke
Thundering hooves char the leaves -
Volcano erupts....
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Categories:
belches, natural disasters, nature,
Form:
Haiku
Midnight MassacreDarkness swells from the depth of the sea,
waves crashes against waves,
the mad sea roars and vomits vengeance,
it belches and yawns at the sound of her name.
They have been drifting for many days,
entranced with panic, fear and delusion,
gripping tightly to the edge of their...
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Categories:
belches, boat, dark, death, fear,
Form:
Rhyme
SamaritansJoanna Davis
How much are you… willing to give?
Lay down your life so they may live.
In this cold world when passions flame
burns so bight beneath your name.
I still believe in what your said…
that time will come in days ahead
when love and hope will rule the day
Hate...
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Categories:
belches, angst, brother, fantasy, hope,
Form:
Rondeau Redouble
No More After Dinner Entertainment - Warning This Poem May Contain FartsSue constantly gobbles her food
Then belches, it sounds rather rude
Next thing she starts farting
Foul stench is departing
From parties folk now Sue exclude
I’m having a party tonight
Sue pleaded to have an invite
I put black charcoal powder
In her portion of chowder
Sue’s buttocks stayed clenched very tight!
Sue purchased...
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Categories:
belches, food, wind,
Form:
Limerick