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No More After Dinner Entertainment - Warning This Poem May Contain Farts

Sue constantly gobbles her food
Then belches, it sounds rather rude
Next thing she starts farting
Foul stench is departing
From parties folk now Sue exclude

I’m having a party tonight
Sue pleaded to have an invite
I put black charcoal powder
In her portion of chowder
Sue’s buttocks stayed clenched very tight!

Sue purchased some charcoal biscuit
The charcoal really did its bit...
At a dinner party
She’s no longer farty
And chooses where she wants to sit!

8/13/19

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Jack Horne August 26, 2019 at 1:37 PM LOL, thanks for a much needed laugh!

Warren Doll August 22, 2019 at 1:30 PM Jan, I nearly fell out of my chair laughing at this. You have such a fun imagination. Warmest Wishes~ Warren.

Kim Rodrigues August 19, 2019 at 3:04 PM Toot toot funny! Wouldn't want to be the "butt" of your jokes ;)

Caren Krutsinger August 17, 2019 at 9:15 AM It is so weird to me that other people fart, when I never PHHHHHHH ever POP do it myself! Loved it! I try so hard not to do it more than 11 or 1200 times a day as a line of little people are always following me down the hallway. Kim Rodrigues August 19, 2019 at 3:05 PM LOL, Caren! I know what you mean...when you are too close for their comfort...little boys would laugh and point. Little girls would stay away (most) Jan Allison August 17, 2019 at 12:22 PM ha ha ha I can imagine the kids would never let you forget if you tooted in the corridors lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf August 15, 2019 at 8:32 PM Happy ending for Sue. Toot, toot! :) gw Jan Allison August 17, 2019 at 12:21 PM lol thanks GW:-) hugs Jan xx

Pat Adams August 15, 2019 at 5:25 PM Well not everyone's can smell like mine. (Butterscotch!) Funny lady!!....pat Jan Allison August 17, 2019 at 12:21 PM oh you should can those Pat lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Ann Gilmour August 14, 2019 at 6:13 PM This is just so hilarious Jan, I am laughing out loud as I prepare for the land of nod, hahaha. Thanks for the belly laugh with kindest thoughts Ann xx Jan Allison August 17, 2019 at 12:21 PM glad you found it amusing Ann:-) hugs Jan xx

Constance La France August 14, 2019 at 9:17 AM Jan, this is so funny and so true to life also, I actually knew someone like that ! Jan Allison August 17, 2019 at 12:20 PM oh gosh poor you, its pure fiction for me:-) hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux August 14, 2019 at 8:44 AM Ha ha, this is flatulence at its best! Thanks for your visits and comments. Jan Allison August 17, 2019 at 12:20 PM I'm not sure everyone appreciates my humour but hey ho we all fart.. then again some old farts are just full of win lol:-)hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen August 14, 2019 at 5:01 AM - Finally a good advice .. the end of her farting ... to trouble and bad smell - End of entertainment :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison August 17, 2019 at 12:19 PM I hope it never happens for real lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie August 14, 2019 at 1:18 AM Hello Jan … well there goes all the fun out of a party. Some people just don't have a sense of humour at all - thanks Jan - Lindsay Jan Allison August 17, 2019 at 12:19 PM lol Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May August 13, 2019 at 11:34 AM Lol..Glad her outbursts have stopped...Nicely done Jan.. Jan Allison August 17, 2019 at 12:18 PM thanks Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham August 13, 2019 at 10:13 AM Back on the guest list, school was the worst as nobody ever owned up lol. Good luck. Tom Jan Allison August 13, 2019 at 11:18 AM lol Tom I used to work with a lad I named 'beans boy' we had to open the classroom windows after he let rip, it was so foul!:-( hugs jan xx