Best Baker Poems
Lavern BakerOh with a soul of fire
baby you’ll be crying,
like a heavenly choir
Tra la la, Jim Dandy,
oh how long will it be?
I can’t love you enough.
You, me and Tweedle Dee
together in New York,
just a lucky old son
happiness forever,
the big apple for fun
here where you’re no one’s...
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Categories:
baker, dedication, love, night,
Form:
Rhyme
Fred the Baker RipIn this vault are a few crumbs of crusty old Fred
He got stuck in an oven and got baked with the bread
A very popular man, his friends didn't think twice
When offered a keepsake, their very own slice.
Written 14 April 2019.
Not for contest....
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Categories:
baker, death, humor,
Form:
Epitaph
Happy Birthday Bill Baker
“Happy Birthday to Bill Baker for February the 10th”
A poet friend held in such high esteem
A man of wisdom and positivity
Who shines as brightly as a beacons beam
A kind, respectful man
A poet extraordinaire
Abundant with understanding and compassion
His good humour he is now beginning to share
So,...
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Categories:
baker, birthday, tribute,
Form:
Rhyme
Happy Birthday Sara Baker, Sarakushe is
an ever-glowing
pink rose
in winter
with
sun-kissed
petals
her diamond
quill flickers
gold across
the cosmic
canvas
of soupers
...
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Categories:
baker, birthday,
Form:
Monoku
Ginger BakerWhen I listen to the words of Ginger Baker
It dawns upon me
Not all Cream rises to the top
I sure wish someone would drum some sense into that old man
Is there not but one charitable Baker
To do us a favor and cook Ginger?...
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Categories:
baker, abuse, addiction, drink, insect,
Form:
Light Verse
Baker StreetMr. Sherlock Holmes
has by now studied a good many forensic tomes
as much as they matter
elementary that Watson should ponder every blood splatter....
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Categories:
baker, endurance,
Form:
Clerihew
The Best Pie BakerGrandma was the best at baking pies.
That was a fact nobody denies.
Apple, rhubarb, sweet potato, cherry,
pumpkin, pecan, and don't forget blueberry.
In the kitchen, grandma could be found.
Her fresh-baked pies were the best around.
inspired by another member's poem...
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Categories:
baker, food, grandmother,
Form:
Light Verse
Mount BakerMountain looming. Snow clouds with vapors rising. Sleeping volcano....
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Categories:
baker, mountains,
Form:
Monoku
Baker ManPrecise Measurements...
Yeast Flour Water Hand Made Bread...
Savor Tastiness......
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Categories:
baker, food
Form:
Haiku
Baker ManShe was longing for her creamy donut
To linger long on her tongue,
She squeezed the sides and to her surprise
It squirted all over her bum.
The big Bermondsey baker man
Shook like an oversized oaf
At silly situations of tasty temptations
As he always liked having a loaf....
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Categories:
baker, funny, longing,
Form:
Quatrain
The Bitter Batter Baker and the Badder Baker's BatterSo the better bitter batter wants a better bitter bat
But the better bitter batter baker wants to break his cat
'Cause the badder batter baker bakes the better batter's bats
While the better batter's biggest brother balks at all of that.
So the bitter batter's brother bakes a...
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Categories:
baker, fun, humor, humorous, spoken
Form:
Rhyme
Becky the Baker - Nursery RhymeBecky loved to bake, bake, bake,
One day she baked a cake, cake, cake.
The frosting was so sweet, sweet, sweet,
Made it a treat to eat, eat, eat.
Next Becky baked a pie, pie, pie,
With berries piled so high, high, high.
She set it out to cool, cool, cool,
Caused...
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Categories:
baker, children, nursery rhyme,
Form:
Couplet
Sammy Baker Charlie 4Sammy Baker Charlie 4, he's on my tail
like a grateful whore,
guns are blazing, cannon shells spew
it's a hell of a fight over Dien Ben Phu
and this Russian mig's amazing, they
never seem to stall, look out the commies
will get you, if you take a...
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Categories:
baker, veterans day, war,
Form:
Free verse
Natasha BakerNatasha will be going to Rio, most definitely,
Without a doubt, she won 2 golds in Belgium,
At the 2011 European Championships well tall,
In the freestyle grade II event and individual;
Then she set a Paralympic record no question,
When she rode in the 2012’s on horse...
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Categories:
baker, animal, body, health, horse,
Form:
Sonnet
Free Cee Bye Bye Billy BakerBYE-BYE BILLY BAKER
Chasing butterflies through the grass
Trapping fireflies in a glass
Butter and fire don’t seem to blend
But Billy Baker was my best friend
Flipping baseball cards against a wall
Raking leaves in the early fall
Hoping summer vacation wouldn’t end
And Billy Baker was my best friend
Playing little league...
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Categories:
baker, angst,
Form:
Quatrain