Best Appliances Poems

There's something about my wife that astounds me.
She won't use any appliance unless it's made by GE.
I bought her a washing machine that was made by Whirlpool.
That was a dumb decision and I soon learned that I'm a fool.
My wife got so mad that she...

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Feeders

Drinkers

Perches

Beds and nests

Crates

Lighting system

Waste disposal system

Incubator

Heaters and brooders

Egg trays

Cages and coops

Constant chat

We were burning
When they were busy laughing, mocking!
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Reliability is hard to come by, I hear a sigh
Product insurance is offered when you buy
Manufacturers do build obsolescence in
Sellers know you’ll be coming back again.

Product insurance is offered when you buy
The appliance is not meant to last forever,
Sellers know you’ll be coming back again
A...

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Love That Avocado Green!


Our house was built in 'sixty-eight...bi-level, brick and white.
     This was the modern age, and avocado made it bright!
I loved my new appliances in shiny sixties green...
     refrigerator, matching stove, fulfilled the new-age scene.

They...

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