Bachelorhood Poems - Poems about Bachelorhood

...Ordinary married sexagenarian mortal fêted as savior incarnate... Courtesy a plethora of marriageable females dogging, hounding, and lowing the living daylights forcing yours truly to go underco......

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...If I want to change the world I will get a train ride To mount Zion today And get the express permission Of God I will ask God To allow all married men With marital challenges To rewind the ......

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...Casting Off The Bow Line Goodbye my unwed darling I’m married to this dream Freedom calling out to me betrothal thus redeemed Bachelorhood a Siren’s calling Feted tween the sails ......

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...Her new fridge set as a giant gleaming jewel between clean countertop & faithful kitchen cupboards Icemaker amiable crispers bins & shelves cavernous freezer with sensible sliding drawer ......

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...Booby trapped within apartment unit b44 Circa August 18th, 2021 three bajillion years ago to date, nevertheless I count blessings, so please do not hashtag me as worse than an ingrate or o......

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...Ghostly spirits from deadly arsenal spell haunting annihilation With mighty mouse and Hercules height tried to retrieve sanity spread loose; a faded unpleasant memory - even enlisting decades ......

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...Lemme titillate thee regarding myself daily soldiering thru breastworks read out loud to experience where dangerfield lurks twenty five years a husband unknown marital perks bachelorhood to die f......

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...A fast depreciating currency, Pity arousing like an emergency His low earning not an excuse For a now irritating celibacy And choice of a lifelong recluse, Whose quitting ought to have bee......

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...Circa sixty one years ago July 6th, 2001 - birth of dear beloved wife We now get along swimmingly analogous to this bro and his older sis on the cusp of our gifted silver married years if her ......

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...Matthew's latest blank key Impossible mission, nevertheless I take figurative aim to craft poem without experiencing wrathful blame avoiding explicitly, ignominiously, specifically... referen......

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...They asked if they could borrow Titsy for a space cat ad. I thought he might like it, being a first time cat dad. These whining mewing kittens were driving us both mad. So I agreed to let them hav......

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...Hanging pictures today February 5th, 2021 with the missus... (in an attempt to cover up (overlay) fruit fly waste byproduct) At four feet eleven (fifty nine inches), the spouse longitudinally ch......

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...grand evolution! life-long bachelorhood to... to now cherishing married life actor and husband; proud father to growing twins. hit by love between the eyes! Date written: 11/2......

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...bachelorhoodwinked by michael r. burch (a poem about wedlock, or lock->wed) u are charming & disarming, but mostly ***ALARMING*** since all my resolve dissolved! u are chic as a sh......

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...Gravitational pull like quicksand, her ebony eyes Ripping into his outer space. He tugs at his collar, Eking out the empty space of honeysuckle perfume. Avant-garde arrest of his indeterminate hea......

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