Average Poems - Poems about Average

...Every Wednesday on the dot, off to the newsagent like a shot. A solitary sixpence,all my wealth picking up the Hotspur comic from the shelf. To read of my hero W W Wilson,the wonder man, sporti......Read More

...The investment industry, gambling in a scuba suit Interest rate risk, like blowing through a paper flute Affairs of accounts, replacements for a lonely heart Billionaire bankers, glean you as......Read More

...It was time for a challenge It was time to learn something new All of her hobbies were boring She was feeling listless and blue Everything looked impossible You had to be terribly clever She ......Read More

...Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like had I been born as one of the lucky in life. I question how much different my life would be If I had been born into wealth or high society Wo......Read More

... How can the U.S. change their gun laws Isn't it too late based on the number that exist Already in the hands of the average “joe” Just normal people that would resort I assume this ......Read More

...Beware The Ides of March 2023 Ides simply referred to first new moon, which usually fell between the thirteenth and fifteenth day of a given month. The following events all occurred fift......Read More

...I got friggin heebie jeebies Cuz buzzards circle o'er me eyeing these lovely bones prithee id est Roy L. T. Canard, Si hence impossible mission to be lovey dove vee. Vague remembrances of ......Read More

... My teacher who thought sun-bathing made her well-red, graded me average, she was mean to the power hundred. She was once a banker, but after some time lost interest, wanted to be a pilot, he......Read More

... Wergle Flomp Good Humor 2023 The following constitutes a rather twisted as a pretzel SUBTITLE: I dash with my jiggling boobs in an attempt to escape... being overrun by teddy bears and bea......Read More

...One hundred pushups every morning, followed by breaking my fast with some healthy nutrition. My outdoor activities involve miles of walking. My indoor activities are pretty much the same thing, h......Read More

..."Imagination is as imagination does." -- a poet of a truly handsome imagination * * * On every "Help! Oh, help! I'm in a Pickle!" Pickle Day, Ms. Superhero Fancy one true super-du......Read More

...no, i haven't been well at all. my period is about to go off within a week and every infernal hound of hell is after me already. everything that can hurt, hurts. i feel ugly, bloated, depressed, my h......Read More

...Remorseless sweaty palms despite being prescribed glycopyrrolate. Though the angst riddled psyche of mine crafted youth, long since receded, ebbed in the past, infringement, impingement, and in......Read More

...The day was gorgeous. The air was crisp. The wind brought high tides to the sparkling blue ocean. The white, foamy waves were dancing and the music was magical. The water was reaching further and ......Read More

... It's not easy becoming a Legendary Major League Baseball pitcher. It never was and will never be. You get put through the wringer and hung out to dry. From time to time you'll get little o......Read More