Average

Average people, those who don’t exist Are well-studied, always the same I’m sure you have some of them on the list And they can remember your name The less they appear to know of the subject, The more judgements you hear from them They really can’t holdout about it Repeating again and again The proof that they are mostly average But not for themselves, they rely On their astuteness and age Their knowledge I wouldn't deny In case they can’t stop I take it as a call For a pint, maybe two, if not three The average talks, and this saves from a fall Into the bottomless sea.