Freak Accident Prone
I was a diligent safety engineer, modifying the hazardous work practices,
Like the thrilling festive celebrations, when you open up pretty packages!
I took my work very seriously, and my motto had long been safety first,
Like waiting all the livelong day, for gone currant sun's huge color burst.
My word was always trusted, for people valued my professional
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Categories:
accident prone, blessing, confidence, dedication, faith,
Form: Couplet
Accident Prone
Sitting in traffic on my cell phone
Thought perhaps I might be accident-prone
Got softly run over
Minor injuries to my rover
Now just sit here playing on my xylophone
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Categories:
accident prone, adventure,
Form: Limerick
The Pigeon Who Flew the Coop Accident-Prone
Accident-prone
Waitress work is interesting and busy
It’s not fancy and puts you in a tizzy
On my feet all day long working
Carrying trays to customers that can be entertaining
No time for errors on full course dinners
We want the meals to be winners
People come and go
Some I know, some to the door I would like
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Categories:
accident prone, work,
Form: Rhyme
Accident Prone
Accident Prone Pilot.
The ship was going up river to unload
containers full of scooters and tractors;
rain upland water level higher than usual.
There is an overpass across the river and
the ship´s bridge and communication mast
collided with it. It took a month to repair
damage to the ship and she was ready to
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Categories:
accident prone, adventure, loss, natural disasters,
Form: Blank verse
Ms.Accident Prone
Opps!Bees,
Clumsy me
I stepped on hives
and killed some live
Opps!Johny
Im so sorry
I crushed into your trolley
and hit your wolly
Opps!I tripped
On an invisible stick
Im so sick
of these crazy flicks
O,look
It ms.Accident Prone
In a race,Go go!
Opps!Down a hill she goes:No no!
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Categories:
accident prone, funny
Form: Rhyme