The Throne In Heaven
The throne in heaven is accident prone,
if you are a God please don’t go alone,
take a few angels when you have to go,
get them to fan their wings so they don’t throw!
it was Thor who broke the seat with hammer,
must control temper, learn to be calmer,
no need for thunder lightening at loo,
with prunes at breakfast, should easily do!
Venus is embarrassed to share cabin,
fears would be spied by soul of Rasputin,
with her each flush there is radiant glow,
her acts of ablution are morning show!
And Jupiter has not been well either,
he can hardly see! that old old geyser!
his toilet use? it’s all over the place!
his toilet habits are heaven’s disgrace!
the chain over the cistern is rusty old,
you would think it is made of solid gold?
when you pull the chain you hear a gush,
their well is dry, no water in the flush!!
No wonder God’s come to earth as Avatars!
our clean toilets on earth score full five stars!!
Written 28/10/2021
10 syllables each line
Jack Webster sponsored
The Throne in heaven contest
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