Short Accident Prone Poems
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When all roads lead to Rome,
It is hard to get home.
When all roads lead to Rome,
We become accident prone.
When all roads lead to Rome,
Our minds are no longer free to roam.
Sitting in traffic on my cell phone
Thought perhaps I might be accident-prone
Got softly run over
Minor injuries to my rover
Now just sit here playing on my xylophone
Some people are accident-prone, not me
Been accident-free since nineteen seventy-three
A good run I'd say
Happy miles each day
Till my car got attacked by a humongous tree
As a bumbling teenager full of testosterone
Trying to impress a chickie but was accident-prone
Walked into a pole
Minor injury to my soul
Awkward as it was, ended calling her my own
Opps!Bees,
Clumsy me
I stepped on hives
and killed some live
Opps!Johny
Im so sorry
I crushed into your trolley
and hit your wolly
Opps!I tripped
On an invisible stick
Im so sick
of these crazy flicks
O,look
It ms.Accident Prone
In a race,Go go!
Opps!Down a hill she goes:No no!
Can something else not play
Or you just stop a replay
Of the scene on display
About Sex and Foreplay
And the way The Wayward lay?
For oddly do we slay
The Good Life everyday
While at last we shall pay
On some not conceived day
Or a tearful thing have to say
About Free Immoral Leeway,
Much like Accident- Prone Highway…
And sterile ***********
A far cry from Photography.
Frank Spencer’s so accident prone
He’s a walking disaster zone
‘Oooooh Betty’ he cries-
She covers her eyes
Frank shouldn’t be left on his own!
8,8,5,5,8
*shouldn't classed as 2 syllables
Frank Spencer was a character in a programme called ‘some mother’s do ave em’ When something went wrong his catch phrase to his wife was ooooooh Betty
On a Lim Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Joseph May
04/01/22
cry on my shoulder
cry a river of tears
let me walk with you in the dark
let me concur your fears
you say your fine
you say leave me alone
im coming to rescue you
you tend to be accident prone
when your drunk
when your high
let me save you from yourself
...just cry
i hold your tears in my heart
as my soul fills with pain
at least i won the battle
and the beast was slain
cry on my shoulder
cry a river of tears
let me walk you through the dark
let me concur your fears
just cry
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