Best Accident Prone Poems

Opps!Bees,
Clumsy me
I stepped on hives
and killed some live

Opps!Johny
Im so sorry
I crushed into your trolley
and hit your wolly

Opps!I tripped
On an invisible stick
Im so sick
of these crazy...

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Accident-prone

Waitress work is interesting and busy
It’s not fancy and puts you in a tizzy
On my feet all day long working 
Carrying trays to customers that...

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Buried here is the weather man J. P. Blithing
Forgot his brolly and got struck by lightning

In this vault is the flat coffin of J.J. Stowler
Fell...

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cry on my shoulder
cry a river of tears
let me walk with you in the dark
let me concur your fears
you say your fine
you say leave me...

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I noticed her two weeks ago.
She flew into my physics lab 
like hell itself was after her
and tripped as she sat down.

She's always late for...

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Having read the news as we continue our life's displays
It's similar news to them, when our parents were young
It's towards sad to tragic as we...

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Your love is like a river peaceful and deep, 
like a secret I just can’t keep, like the shearing of a sheep,
like taking a leap,...

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When all roads lead to Rome,
It is hard to get home.

When all roads lead to Rome,
We become accident prone.

When all roads lead to Rome,
Our minds...

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he rubbed his eyes
and said you just think that way
so you always have an answer ready
which may well constitute
a state of pure entertainment
with multiple jaw...

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Lines more lunatic than the sun – 1
.
making my friendship with the water-pigeon does not mean 
that i’ve acknowledged all devotion of the land-lotuses to...

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I'd like to help you
but I'd have to go
far far out of my comfort zone
become accident prone
I'd have to face the bullets
and I have no...

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Bimbo
A long time ago we had a pet, his name was Little Bimbo
He came to us all bald and crying, his mother he didn’t know.

Our...

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Frank Spencer’s so accident prone
He’s a walking disaster zone
‘Oooooh Betty’ he cries-
She covers her eyes
Frank shouldn’t be left on his own!

8,8,5,5,8
*shouldn't classed as 2 syllables

Frank...

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My one legged mate called Rickets
Pierced his foot on a thorn in the thickets
As he hopped around in pain
He did it again and again
It was...

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On the Importance of Little Things

Oh, the importance of little things
 A careless match - a broken spring;
Causing disasters - fires and flooded homes
 Attention...

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