500 Poems - Poems about 500

Umbilical umbrellica of umbral phantanes "Anjelsmoth Banjitreel Naievae" These are the spasmodic words you cause in me, dare to ascertain in my exotic condition of your cusping contain My darkroom carotodomy gastronomy of infrareds and lightwinds, rushing in, scouts of wrath seeking the four ends As you pet pet pet care...

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When claims are questioned? Don't try to explain! Or admit you're wrong! Double up, Go All-In, Misère !...

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Along a Jersey creek, somebody Made a crazy find – 500 pounds of pasta had been Somehow left behind. Whoever dumped the noodles (Mainly elbows and spaghetti) Isn’t known, but word got out and There was lots of wordplay ready. “Pastabilities were endless,” Was reported and, as well, “The perpetrators need The penne-tentiary,” I heard tell. My favorite was the mastermind Whose capture is the aim. Though...

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Damn bad reputation counts 500 plus paw whet tick stints The following fictitious poetic vignette attempts a feeble tale of one ordinary day in life of anonymous miscreant. "I don't give a damn about my bad reputation." I haint never done nobody no harm, nor did any animals (code word for other gang members) get injured or killed...

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CIPROFLOXACIN HCL 500 MG remedied urinary tract infection No aversion nor embarrassment admitting, divulging, and jumpstarting poetic endeavor regarding yours truly afflicted, blighted, and contracted with urinary tract infection, (though condition finds me feeling pissed off), whereby urination fraught with painful burning, gouging, and stinging sensation. Aside from the aforementioned ailment practically, nearly, nay already cured, after taking bad medicine, I feel great, but recognize necessity to take full course of...

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It is the Indianapolis 500, I am in the lead of course. My car has the power of more than a buggy and horse. Wait! Did that car just pass me? Racing for me is not a whim! I am irritated and peeved, so I catch up and overtake him. I hurry to not only catch up, but...

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Leonardo more than a Renaissance man artist? yes but - sculptor? yes but - musician? yes but - anatomist? yes but - cartographer? yes but - scientist? yes but - engineer? yes but - inventor? yes but - no boundaries, no demarcations with holistic views of arts and sciences Leonardo - the ultimate polymath But why and how? illegitimacy prevented...

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I would like to make some nice comments on poetry, but right now, this annoying thing won't let me. This is truly a very egregious thing to see. Don't worry, I will comment on your work eventually. ...

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What should I see here? "System Error Five Hundred" What does this thing mean? My poetry disappeared. Oh how that thing pissed me off! ...

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they all went out with a bang silver chain 500 magnum lost in time my time flash back then don't blame me i know it's my fault shut up good girl little falsebrass necklace noose heard the news rubber goose 1s and 2s what i do maKe her cRy say goodbYe she likes my hair she eats her hair she wants to ddddd³ i want to take a nap i live on consuming hearts The jack of spades Ace of hearts Club...

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They are on the final stage Of being in their Nascar cage Soon they will leave the Daytona sun And under the lights this car racing contest will be done After putting up with the rain It is time to deal with the pit crew game Check the gas and the glass Along with the...

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The term driver of victory came to me unbidden, unexplored I tossed it around in my dendrite chambers My muse caught it and ran with it She is amusing, but she has great ideas too She decided Victory was a race car, We daringly painted her in our favorite colors. Hot pink, canary yellow, and outrageous orange. Victory was beautiful, gloriously...

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Simon says: Thirteen’s my lucky number. Thirteen years ago, I took dad’s money and bargained with Time to make my name known. Fate nudged its elbow into my circuit. Penske luck and talent helped carry me. I have had the best mentors in the world who helped me master the intricacies of maneuvering oval victories. Last Sunday, no one wanted that wreath more, the...

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Nothing is impossible, Poetry tells a story. Time tells it all. Life is 24 hours in 12. Why is it hard to find time to do everything in 24 hours? From sun up till sun down. We rise and grind for work. Then lay our heads down and sleep, Or some of us have the opposite. Some rise up at sun down. Sleeping...

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New Fiats can be seen on the roads of our nation since they took the reins of the Chrysler Corporation. One hundred and eight horsepower does not seem like a lot. However, that's all we need. The engine gives all it's got. This Italian machine is quite a diminutive dynamo. Being very light, it can really get up and...

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