Last night's homer was Willie Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500.
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'In 500 years (maybe less) people will look back on us and wonder about many things. No doubt behavior we consider normal today will inspire horror in our more enlightened successors. I am completely opposed to any form of animal exploitation, including animal experimentation, keeping animals in zoos or in circuses, (indeed any form of captivity for animals), the use of leather, fur, wool and silk. I also have begun to wonder whether any domesticated animal can lead an ideal life in the company of humans.'
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Gosh, I haven't seen that many fumbles by a Jets' quarterback since Joe Namath tried to kiss Suzy Kolber on an ESPN Sunday night game a couple years ago, ... The Chiefs played defense about as well as Suzy did �¢ Joe didn't get to first base, and neither did we. But we've got Chad on a strenuous hand-strengthening regimen: he's squeezing Charmin toilet paper 500 times a day.
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During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
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We went back in the spring for the Advance Auto Parts 500, and all the emotions came back,
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in the twilight of his career. He knows that every year he comes back, he's getting closer to not playing anymore. He's had a great career in the National Football League. He's been on one team, caught over 500 passes. He's been a staple here. I think he knows there are only so many years left in him. He's going to play until he can't play anymore.
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All that's behind us. But now they want to know how it feels not to have that question asked. Now they can go along and bug Terry Labonte and Rusty Wallace and some of these other guys who haven't won it. It's definitely special to win the Daytona 500. Now when Darrell (Waltrip) and me are sitting in a rocking chair on the front porch when we're both about 70, he can't say, 'I won it and you didn't'.
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Pro-rated at 500 at-bats a year that means that for two years out of the fourteen I played, I never even touched the ball.
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Each era invents its own child. Over the past 500 years, conceptions of the child changed gradually from an ill-formed adult who must be subju...
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He has a splendid repertoire of 500 words. Why does he insist on using only 150?
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A lawyer starts life giving 500 worth of law for 5 and ends giving 5 worth for 500.
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Historically, S&P 500 earnings growth, on average, has been negative when the dollar has appreciated 10 percent or more in a 12-month period.
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John's almost 500 pounds, and he's a big boy, and I didn't want to mess with him. I had no intentions of shooting him until he took off into the room and started getting hostile.
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If a chick ever complains about being 'fat' just tell her you know an exercise that burns 500 calories an hour.. unless she really is fat, then just shutup.
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You never truly appreciate the beauty of a woman, until you've see the ugliness of 500 others.
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I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.
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