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Upstart Socialite

An upstart Washington socialite sought advice from one whose reputation brought a guarantee of unqualified success. For drinks, she advised with emphatic stress no alcohol – since over-imbibers would need to get home by sober drivers. And why marr an opening party with scandal or, worse, a front page headline, after all. Besides, spare yourself the cost. And, if I know your guests, they’ll already be “stiff”! Quench their thirst with juice, punch, or water, these will do fine. As for food, select a caterer expert in finger foods, crudities, and dips, with a good selection of crackers and chips, fine cheeses, olives, black, green and cured, and other condiments easily procured. For those with an addicted sweet tooth, go light: strawberries au chocolat, dark and white. And, of course, nuts...oh yes...lots of nuts – a party like yours can never have enough. No worry there, said the anxious socialite, both houses of Congress are coming tonight.

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Date: 10/18/2020 1:01:00 PM
oh that punch line is hilarious:-) hugs Jan xx
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