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I am married to a twin. She is brunette and her sister is blonde!

  I only had eyes for you when we first met,
  And yes blondes have more fun it's true my pet.
      How we walked hand in hand
      And rolled naked in the sand...
 "**** you! that was my sister - I'm the brunette!"

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For the Write with the Wit of Twain contest.

Quote: Under certain circumstances, profanity
           provides a relief denied even to prayer.

                        June 2015

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015




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Date: 7/26/2015 10:59:00 PM
Keith, a great winning limerick that's a perfect fit for your Mark Twain quote.. Congrats!
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Keith Trestrail
Date: 7/26/2015 11:09:00 PM
Yeah, I always found that names and hair colour are pretty handy details to remember!
Date: 7/25/2015 5:31:00 AM
!!! : > )...Way to go.Congrats..Sara
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Keith Trestrail
Date: 7/25/2015 6:21:00 AM
Thanks Sara. Thanks for the comments.
Date: 7/20/2015 9:11:00 PM
Oh my! How awkward! Congrats on your win, Keith! Love, Kim
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Keith Trestrail
Date: 7/21/2015 2:21:00 AM
Thanks Kim. What can I say...it was dark!
Date: 7/20/2015 4:14:00 PM
Congratulations Keith: Time to dye her her again.lol SuZ
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Keith Trestrail
Date: 7/20/2015 6:50:00 PM
Thanks Suz. Lovely to hear from you.
Date: 7/20/2015 11:24:00 AM
Extremely funny, Keith!! I suspect it was an intentional mix-up:) Congratulations on a deserved win! // paul
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Keith Trestrail
Date: 7/20/2015 6:49:00 PM
Paul, I'm shocked - what you must think of me! Take care.
Date: 7/20/2015 10:19:00 AM
Must have been a dark night. Very funny.
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Keith Trestrail
Date: 7/20/2015 6:47:00 PM
Cheers James. Some women can be so touchy!
Date: 7/19/2015 3:02:00 PM
Yours is hilarious! congrats in my contest, Keith.
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Keith Trestrail
Date: 7/19/2015 7:09:00 PM
Thank you Andrea. This was fun, and harder than I thought it would be.
Date: 7/19/2015 2:31:00 PM
Keith, Congratulations on your awesome win... LOVE SKAT
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Keith Trestrail
Date: 7/19/2015 7:10:00 PM
Appreciate it Skat.
Date: 7/19/2015 1:34:00 PM
Great write, and thanks for the chuckle, Keith, well done. Regards, Viv
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Keith Trestrail
Date: 7/19/2015 7:11:00 PM
You give me so many chuckles - I'm glad I could provide you one!
Date: 7/19/2015 10:51:00 AM
oops! oh this made me smile many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
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Keith Trestrail
Date: 7/19/2015 7:08:00 PM
Thanks Jan. congrats to you too.
Date: 7/9/2015 6:37:00 AM
This is an awesome write. I appreciate the true message of your candid expression.
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Keith Trestrail
Date: 7/9/2015 5:49:00 PM
Cheers Funom. You've got to be extra careful with twins!
Date: 7/3/2015 8:07:00 AM
You had me going on this one. Very cute. You have a great sense of humor!
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Date: 7/1/2015 8:47:00 AM
hilarious mix-up, keith!.. huggs
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Keith Trestrail
Date: 7/1/2015 7:17:00 PM
Thanks Nette. Not so much a morality tale as a cautionary tale! Thanks for reading.
Date: 6/29/2015 3:13:00 PM
oh Keith lol....I think that relationship is over
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Keith Trestrail
Date: 6/29/2015 11:22:00 PM
Anyone who has ever had anything to do with twins knows they are double the trouble! Cheers Tim.
Date: 6/29/2015 9:14:00 AM
Lol funny.
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Keith Trestrail
Date: 6/29/2015 11:23:00 PM
Thanks Njeri. Of course it's complete fiction!