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The Tale of the Dirty Dick

Girls, if you ever find a man of great persistence Listen to your ******, and say NO! with adequate resistance You see chicks, when a dude gets a hard dick If it's dirty, it can make you super sick Painful pisses and cloudy urine will follow suit All because Dirty Dick Man wanted to discharge his root So, ladies, beware...there are diseases out there No Dick gets serviced until it's clean and faire Run, scream, shout, "Spank your ****ing monkey!" Please, I beg of you, do as I now propose Keep your ****** sparkling clean-never let it decompose.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014




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Date: 6/19/2014 11:11:00 AM
- Warm welcome to PoetrySoup,Jennifer :) - I choose your first written poem - Nice to meet you :) - Hope you will be satisfied with our "soup family" - we are many .. but has plenty of room for you too- PoetrySoup Rule1: Be kind and keep PoetrySoup a haven. PoetrySoup is a drama free zone(Comment on the poetry of others and they will comment on yours.) Thank you posted your words and thoughts here, I want to come back to read more another day. - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 6/18/2014 11:55:00 PM
Hi Madrid Welcome to PS I believe you will have a wonderful experience here as we enjoy all your poetic art and heart, You are now part of a great family that i believe will be a great blessing... Hope to follow up all your work ..Your new PS friend RRC
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Date: 6/18/2014 5:12:00 PM
Hi Jennifer,, Stopping by with a nice, sweet Welcome to Poetry Soup. I will get much delight, in reading and in time become familiar with your verse. As for now, I will greet you with the same smile, others passed, when I first join the soup 4 years ago. I wish you the best when it comes to your compositions. I hope you get to meet all the nice poets around here. Starting with me. SKAT :-) Please drop a hello and tell me a little about yourself if you wish. I would like to be your newest poetry soup "FRIEND" Hugs* SKAT
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Date: 6/18/2014 5:00:00 PM
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Date: 6/18/2014 4:11:00 PM
WOW, what a Take, Jennifer,, A nice warm WELCOME to poetry soup. I hope you enjoy the community, as I did when I first join, March 2010. You'll find many friendly poets, who are ready to support and give positive feedback. I want to be the first to invite you on over, to the contest page. I OFFER MY CONTEST, in hopes it inspires you to write another poem. I'm looking forward to following you and your poetry ha-ha a special pair:) here's the link to the contest page. http://www.poetrysoup.com/poetry_contests/ <---~Take Care!! From: your new poet friend @-> LINDA <-@
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