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THE INVISIBLE WOMAN

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THE INVISIBLE WOMAN

EVE:  DOCTOR HELP, I'M INVISIBLE 
DR:    WHO SAID THAT?
EVE:  ME.  I'M OVER HERE (SIGH) PEOPLE NEVER LOOK ME IN THE EYE?
DR:    BUT WHERE ARE YOU, EXACTLY?
EVE:  OVER HERE BY THE WINDOW 
DR:   ARE YOU WEARING ANY CLOTHES?
EVE:  NO.  I DON'T NEED TO.  WHAT WOULD BE THE USE, 
            THEY CAN'T SEE ME ANYWAY...
DR:    WELL THAT IS THE PROBLEM. WEAR CLOTHES & PEOPLE 
            WILL KNOW WHERE YOU ARE.
EVE:  HOW WOULD I KNOW WHAT SIZE TO BUY?
DR:    HERE. LET ME SIZE YOU UP... HUMMM. YOUR A  7 
(OFF SHE GOES BUT RETURNS TO THE DR. THE VERY NEXT DAY)
EVE:  DR. HELP.  BEFORE I WASN'T SEEN NOW THEY JUST SCREAM 
           AND RUN.... 
DR. WELL, IT MUST BE YOUR HOLLOW PERSONALITY
EVE:  YEH, GUESS I GOT TO WORK ON MY KARMA HEH? 
DR.    THAT'S IT!  WHERE SHOULD I SEND THE BILL?
(THE DOOR QUIETLY OPENS AJAR AS A DRESS FRUMPLES   
TO THE GROUND. )
EVE:  FOWARD IT TO  "MANSON'S HAUNTED HOUSE" I AM EMPLOYED
THERE AS A GHOST ATTRACTION. KEEP THE DRESS. I WON'T 
BE NEEDING IT.  THE CONTRACT READS "MUST PERFORM NAKED'" achew!


The End. 
August 4th, 2017




Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Date: 8/6/2017 8:12:00 PM
Hi Mystic: I loved this humor. Great play on words! (you spelled employed wrong)
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Date: 8/6/2017 10:20:00 AM
Haha...that's the naked truth...
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Date: 8/6/2017 8:23:00 AM
- :))) .... Thanks for this Vie Rose ... so funny :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 8/5/2017 4:18:00 AM
Hilarious Vie. A ray in my dreary life. Thank you. xo
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Date: 8/5/2017 4:08:00 AM
Ha ha! Your write is very funny Vie! I enjoyed reading it this morning! Grandiose Work!!
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Date: 8/5/2017 3:54:00 AM
:D Oh you had me laughing. You bring the humor so skilfully. GL Regs Sunita :D
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Date: 8/5/2017 2:04:00 AM
Nicely penned Vie...great funny read my friend...your pen is very visible lol...god bless...^WW^
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Date: 8/5/2017 12:27:00 AM
Ha ha, nice one, Vie:)
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Date: 8/4/2017 3:04:00 PM
vie, your funny bone knocks me down..lol, enjoyed this... huggs
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Date: 8/4/2017 12:57:00 PM
lol! love that ending contract line :)
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Date: 8/4/2017 12:51:00 PM
Fun , humorous write. I enjoyed it today :)
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Date: 8/4/2017 12:22:00 PM
haha...great Vie
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Date: 8/4/2017 12:15:00 PM
*giggle* enjoyed read! xomo!
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