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My honey has a sweet-tooth For candy, cookies, cake. To have just one more midnight snack, All night she'll stay awake. She gobbles down the goodies As if to beat the band. The wondrous thing about it is She eats with either hand. She starts out with her right one, Then switches to the other. Her diet is no lite one, But super-sweet? Oh, brother! And though she ought to weigh a ton, She's just one hundred pounds of fun. The only girl I truly love: My ambi-dextrose turtledove.

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Date: 5/25/2017 5:00:00 PM
Another Masterpiece by the Master of light poetry. Thanks for the good times Bob!
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