Rightful GPS


“turn right after the bend” said Lea from the GPS
that was easy to follow, I like this devise
“one mile ahead turn right onto ocean view drive”
I wish I had this years ago
“next right is gull’s landing, go ¼ mile to the end”
“you have reach your destination”.

what the heck!  I don’t want to be here. 
Lea you messed up with your directions
“you are where you asked to go”
I don’t want to watch gulls landing in the ocean
“Sir, I don’t know what happens at gull's landing, 
but I took you where you requested”
the gulls are landing on my car and relieving themselves
‘Sir, I would expect that to happen at this address”

can you get me out of here now?
“where do you want to go”?
crab’s point   I told her
“turn around and  follow these directions.”
I now have crabs crawling all over my car
“I’m not at all surprised with an address like that”
 
Lea, I’m not all amused by your sense of humor
my car is a mess, I’d like to send you some place
“sir I sent you to your requests, I won’t accept your hostility”
‘you’ve been crabbing at me and now have the gull to be rude”
‘so you are where you should have been in the first place”



Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 6/24/2018 5:31:00 PM
ha ha ha very clever Doug, we borrowed a 'tomtom' when we went to the UK and the voice was called 'tina' I hated her demeanor and in the end we turned her off especially when you deviated from her instructions just slightly lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 6/22/2018 5:43:00 PM
haha, this is clever. When robots take over, this will be our life!!
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