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Poot-Toot University

I can't believe I'm writing this mess, but, here it goes, the gifted poetess, Jan Allison doesn't want to brag, but, she has a degree, from the distinguished Poot-Toot University, in fact, a PhD in Fartology, an expert she is, and, gee-whiz, she writes of farts so funnily, she's the Limerick Queen of Flatulence, it's a PoetrySoup decree, and, yes, there's something quite wrong with me!

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Date: 4/8/2021 11:21:00 AM
"a PhD in Fartology," No wonder she is the "queen of Flatulence!" Now it makes sense!
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Regina Elliott
Date: 4/8/2021 11:27:00 AM
When I posted it I was a little apprehensive it wouldn't go over well, but Jan really liked it, and its had 50 clicks.Lol!!!!!
Date: 4/5/2021 5:10:00 AM
Awesome tribute to Jan! Cute and funny, thanks for the smile Gina!
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Regina Elliott
Date: 4/5/2021 7:15:00 AM
Thank you very much, Mark. When I posted it last night, I had some concern it wouldn't be received well, but Jan, and other poet friends like it. Thank you for being one of them. :))))))))
Date: 4/5/2021 4:34:00 AM
ha ha ha i have just discovered this gem, i'm blushing for so many reasons lol, got to add this to my faves lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Regina Elliott
Date: 4/5/2021 4:42:00 AM
I'm so happy you like it, Jan. The words came to me at 10 p.m. last night. So my muse will be getting overtime pay. Thank you so much for adding it to your faves list. :)))
Date: 4/4/2021 11:39:00 PM
Hello Regina ... very witty and I could not agree more Regina. Jan will probably celebrate with a can of baked beans - Lindsay
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Regina Elliott
Date: 4/5/2021 4:43:00 AM
Thank you so much, Lindsay, so nice of you. :-)
Date: 4/4/2021 8:49:00 PM
You write it so good, well deserved dedication to this wonderful poetess.
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Regina Elliott
Date: 4/5/2021 4:44:00 AM
Thank you Harry. I'm pleased Jan likes it too. :-)
Date: 4/4/2021 7:31:00 PM
Nothing wrong with your critical acumen, Regina. Jan is, indeed, the Queen of Poop-Poetry, though she can dazzle you with her non-limericks as well. Light and Laughter, Gershon
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Regina Elliott
Date: 4/5/2021 4:46:00 AM
Thanks so much, Gershon! I hope your Passover holiday was restful for you. :-)