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It's true the early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese a church served swiss cheese with communion it was their holey sacrament american sandwiches that cost an arm and a leg: limb burgers I know the kind of cheese I stole the shop owner yelled "that's nacho cheese!" my cheese ran away from home to pursue grater opportunities when a cheese wedge gets its picture taken does it smile and say "people"?
[humor attribution - all humor was found online, source unknown] my apologies for the above, but it's hard making jokes about matured milk curd without sounding cheesy

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Date: 12/6/2020 12:49:00 PM
LOL, thanks for all the cheesy chuckles : )
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John Watt
Date: 12/7/2020 9:46:00 PM
You're welcome, Jack. Thanks for dropping by ~ John
Date: 12/6/2020 12:44:00 PM
Made me laugh out loud, John. The last one is the best. Janice
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Date: 12/7/2020 9:46:00 PM
Thank you, Janice. I'm partial to that one also. I appreciate you stopping by ~ John
Date: 12/5/2020 8:49:00 PM
How wonderful is this. Thanks for the laugh, John, it softened up my annoying moment with my kitties... Lol! A fun and great read for sure :)
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Date: 12/7/2020 9:46:00 PM
Sorry to hear about your kitties, but glad this brought you a chuckle or two, Akkina ~ John
Date: 12/4/2020 3:24:00 AM
lol!!! Thanks, john...I needed that. ~ Elaine
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Date: 12/4/2020 10:03:00 PM
Thank you for coming by, Elaine. Much appreciated ~ John
Date: 12/3/2020 5:16:00 AM
LOL...thanks for the cheesy humor. Truly grate! Love the slices of swiss on the monitor. It’s like the computer is saying: You’ve had enough. Have a snack.
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Date: 12/4/2020 10:03:00 PM
Lol, I love that picture, too. Thanks, Kim
Date: 12/2/2020 1:58:00 PM
Love these. it's cool to categorize them as you have (like cheese jokes this time) This is a very good tradition for Mondays. Then you will have a huge file of jokes in your Soup file!
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John Watt
Date: 12/2/2020 2:04:00 PM
Next Monday I think you will like the category... stay tuned!
Date: 12/2/2020 1:54:00 PM
Thanks John. When your grandson photobombs your anniversary selfie you have to use it! Lol
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Date: 12/7/2020 9:47:00 PM
Lol! Thanks for the visit, my friend ~ John
Date: 12/2/2020 3:48:00 AM
Now this made me smile :) When it comes to Swiss Cheese though, I don't like the holes so I tend to just eat the cheese and leave the holes.
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/3/2020 5:16:00 AM
lol...Kim
Date: 12/1/2020 7:51:00 PM
'The second mouse gets the cheese' - had to think about that for a minute - and we use 'nacho cheese' all the time in our house! But the last one made me smile the most 0)
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Date: 12/1/2020 10:27:00 PM
Sometimes the 'think' humor is the funniest because you feel as though you earned the laugh. I liked the last one best, too. Thanks for the great feedback, Michelle ~ John
Date: 12/1/2020 3:52:00 PM
LOL... Love these! Laughter is the best medicine (at least Reader's Digest says so)... Love and prayers and God bless you forever, Gina
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John Watt
Date: 12/1/2020 10:23:00 PM
I grew up on those Reader's Digest jokes - I bet you did too. Thanks for the lovely comment, Gina ~ John
Date: 11/30/2020 7:28:00 PM
On the count of three, say 'Cheese:' 1 - 2 - 4! (Flashbulbs a -poppin'). Your 'Monoku Mondays' can't be beat, John. I so look forward to them! Thanks, Gershon
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Date: 12/1/2020 10:22:00 PM
That was a Gouda one, Lobo. From one jokester to another, glad this brought a smile ~ John
Date: 11/30/2020 6:18:00 PM
What did the little cheese say to the biscuit.... Are you crackers.... Still smiling from your Cheery Cheesy Monokus. I love your sense of humour. Thank you, John
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Date: 12/1/2020 10:19:00 PM
Lol, thanks for joining in, Shirley! So glad these could bring a smile ~ John
Date: 11/30/2020 2:21:00 PM
Thank you dear John for putting a smile on my face with these very cheesy Monukus, haha... With kindest thoughts Ann xx ps I particularly enjoyed 'that's nacho cheese' hahaha...
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Date: 12/1/2020 10:18:00 PM
My brother-in-law tells the nacho cheese joke so well, I always crack up, even knowing the punchline! Warmly ~ John
Date: 11/30/2020 12:38:00 PM
lol Oh my goodness John! Thanks for the smile; could use one :)
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John Watt
Date: 12/1/2020 10:16:00 PM
Thank you, FJ! I like your new avatar. ~ John
Date: 11/30/2020 11:31:00 AM
John, if I say so myself, you are too much! Thanks for the laughs this morning. May your sense of humor continue to enchant us.
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John Watt
Date: 12/1/2020 10:15:00 PM
Glad you could enjoy a little silliness, Milton ~ John
Date: 11/30/2020 9:05:00 AM
Cheesy, full of holes, a "grate" selection of monokus to "switch" on a laugh this am my friend from "Monterey" around the world. Great fun! Thanks for the giggles this morning! Blessings my "cheesy" friend!
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Date: 12/1/2020 10:14:00 PM
All the cheese! Thanks for joining in the "Muenster mash" fun, Sam!
Date: 11/30/2020 7:17:00 AM
Hi John, It was such a delight to view your hilarious Monokus! I laughed out loud reading them. I missed your last ” Monday Monoku” poem. I was determined not to miss this one. With all the things going on in the world, laughter is just we need. It does wonders to the soul,Thanks for doing just that. Have a wonderful day my friend:-) Alexis
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John Watt
Date: 12/1/2020 10:02:00 PM
I agree, Alexis... laughter is what we need more of. Thanks for the nice comment, my friend.
Date: 11/30/2020 5:30:00 AM
Hahs some great one liners there.. I like the irony in the last one..
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John Watt
Date: 12/1/2020 10:12:00 PM
Thank you for the comment, SO. I liked the last one best.
Date: 11/30/2020 4:05:00 AM
Needed this humor for today. Thanks for posting it. Your presence at my page is uplifting. Sara
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John Watt
Date: 12/1/2020 10:11:00 PM
I'm glad this could lift your spirits, Sara. Enjoy your week ~ John
Date: 11/30/2020 1:18:00 AM
A 'grate' way to start the day John lol Enjoyed your cheese collection Tom
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John Watt
Date: 12/1/2020 10:02:00 PM
Lol, glad you enjoyed these, Tom. John