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Monoku Monday - Cheesy Humor

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It's true the early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese a church served swiss cheese with communion it was their holey sacrament american sandwiches that cost an arm and a leg: limb burgers I know the kind of cheese I stole the shop owner yelled "that's nacho cheese!" my cheese ran away from home to pursue grater opportunities when a cheese wedge gets its picture taken does it smile and say "people"? [humor attribution - all humor was found online, source unknown] my apologies for the above, but it's hard making jokes about matured milk curd without sounding cheesy

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jack horne

Date: 12/6/2020 12:49:00 PM

LOL, thanks for all the cheesy chuckles : )

John Watt
Date: 12/7/2020 9:46:00 PM

You're welcome, Jack. Thanks for dropping by ~ John

Janice Canerdy

Date: 12/6/2020 12:44:00 PM

Made me laugh out loud, John. The last one is the best. Janice

John Watt
Date: 12/7/2020 9:46:00 PM

Thank you, Janice. I'm partial to that one also. I appreciate you stopping by ~ John

Akkina Downing

Date: 12/5/2020 8:49:00 PM

How wonderful is this. Thanks for the laugh, John, it softened up my annoying moment with my kitties... Lol! A fun and great read for sure :)

John Watt
Date: 12/7/2020 9:46:00 PM

Sorry to hear about your kitties, but glad this brought you a chuckle or two, Akkina ~ John

Elaine George

Date: 12/4/2020 3:24:00 AM

lol!!! Thanks, john...I needed that. ~ Elaine

John Watt
Date: 12/4/2020 10:03:00 PM

Thank you for coming by, Elaine. Much appreciated ~ John

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 12/3/2020 5:16:00 AM

LOL...thanks for the cheesy humor. Truly grate! Love the slices of swiss on the monitor. It’s like the computer is saying: You’ve had enough. Have a snack.

John Watt
Date: 12/4/2020 10:03:00 PM

Lol, I love that picture, too. Thanks, Kim

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/2/2020 1:58:00 PM

Love these. it's cool to categorize them as you have (like cheese jokes this time) This is a very good tradition for Mondays. Then you will have a huge file of jokes in your Soup file!

John Watt
Date: 12/2/2020 2:04:00 PM

Next Monday I think you will like the category... stay tuned!

FJ Thomas

Date: 12/2/2020 1:54:00 PM

Thanks John. When your grandson photobombs your anniversary selfie you have to use it! Lol

John Watt
Date: 12/7/2020 9:47:00 PM

Lol! Thanks for the visit, my friend ~ John

Gary Radice

Date: 12/2/2020 3:48:00 AM

Now this made me smile :) When it comes to Swiss Cheese though, I don't like the holes so I tend to just eat the cheese and leave the holes.

Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/3/2020 5:16:00 AM

lol...Kim

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 12/1/2020 7:51:00 PM

'The second mouse gets the cheese' - had to think about that for a minute - and we use 'nacho cheese' all the time in our house! But the last one made me smile the most 0)

John Watt
Date: 12/1/2020 10:27:00 PM

Sometimes the 'think' humor is the funniest because you feel as though you earned the laugh. I liked the last one best, too. Thanks for the great feedback, Michelle ~ John

Regina McIntosh

Date: 12/1/2020 3:52:00 PM

LOL... Love these! Laughter is the best medicine (at least Reader's Digest says so)... Love and prayers and God bless you forever, Gina

John Watt
Date: 12/1/2020 10:23:00 PM

I grew up on those Reader's Digest jokes - I bet you did too. Thanks for the lovely comment, Gina ~ John

Gershon Wolf

Date: 11/30/2020 7:28:00 PM

On the count of three, say 'Cheese:' 1 - 2 - 4! (Flashbulbs a -poppin'). Your 'Monoku Mondays' can't be beat, John. I so look forward to them! Thanks, Gershon

John Watt
Date: 12/1/2020 10:22:00 PM

That was a Gouda one, Lobo. From one jokester to another, glad this brought a smile ~ John

Shirley Hawkins

Date: 11/30/2020 6:18:00 PM

What did the little cheese say to the biscuit.... Are you crackers.... Still smiling from your Cheery Cheesy Monokus. I love your sense of humour. Thank you, John

John Watt
Date: 12/1/2020 10:19:00 PM

Lol, thanks for joining in, Shirley! So glad these could bring a smile ~ John

Ann Gilmour

Date: 11/30/2020 2:21:00 PM

Thank you dear John for putting a smile on my face with these very cheesy Monukus, haha... With kindest thoughts Ann xx ps I particularly enjoyed 'that's nacho cheese' hahaha...

John Watt
Date: 12/1/2020 10:18:00 PM

My brother-in-law tells the nacho cheese joke so well, I always crack up, even knowing the punchline! Warmly ~ John

FJ Thomas

Date: 11/30/2020 12:38:00 PM

lol Oh my goodness John! Thanks for the smile; could use one :)

John Watt
Date: 12/1/2020 10:16:00 PM

Thank you, FJ! I like your new avatar. ~ John

L MILTON HANKINS

Date: 11/30/2020 11:31:00 AM

John, if I say so myself, you are too much! Thanks for the laughs this morning. May your sense of humor continue to enchant us.

John Watt
Date: 12/1/2020 10:15:00 PM

Glad you could enjoy a little silliness, Milton ~ John

Sam Kauffman

Date: 11/30/2020 9:05:00 AM

Cheesy, full of holes, a "grate" selection of monokus to "switch" on a laugh this am my friend from "Monterey" around the world. Great fun! Thanks for the giggles this morning! Blessings my "cheesy" friend!

John Watt
Date: 12/1/2020 10:14:00 PM

All the cheese! Thanks for joining in the "Muenster mash" fun, Sam!

Alexis Y.

Date: 11/30/2020 7:17:00 AM

Hi John, It was such a delight to view your hilarious Monokus! I laughed out loud reading them. I missed your last ” Monday Monoku” poem. I was determined not to miss this one. With all the things going on in the world, laughter is just we need. It does wonders to the soul,Thanks for doing just that. Have a wonderful day my friend:-) Alexis

John Watt
Date: 12/1/2020 10:02:00 PM

I agree, Alexis... laughter is what we need more of. Thanks for the nice comment, my friend.