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An Irishman from out in Dubuque Drank green beer till he started to puke. He came home all plastered, His wife said you bastard, Sobriety for you is a fluke. L. Milton Hankins Limerick contest

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Date: 3/21/2021 7:10:00 AM
lol ~ happy belated St.Patrick's Day
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J. Summers
Date: 3/21/2021 12:28:00 PM
Greetings Line, thanks for the visit. John
Date: 3/17/2021 5:57:00 AM
Hello John Summers, I do not think Irishman from Dubuque solved his drinking problem. Enjoy your day my friend.
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Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 3/20/2021 3:29:00 PM
Yourwelcome John. Enjoy your evening my friend.
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J. Summers
Date: 3/18/2021 9:08:00 AM
Hi Darlene, glad you stopped by. John
Date: 3/15/2021 6:20:00 PM
Great limerick just in time for St. Patrick's day. Enjoyed it!
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J. Summers
Date: 3/18/2021 9:07:00 AM
Thanks Robert, glad you liked I. John
Date: 3/9/2021 11:09:00 AM
The Irishman who dared come home hammered, Told his darling wife to mind her manners. "How dare" you she said. "You'll live to regret". Now the marriage is finally shattered... Belle (Good luck)
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J. Summers
Date: 3/10/2021 3:58:00 AM
Thanks Belle, enjoy the day. John
Date: 3/8/2021 6:44:00 PM
Sounds like a thriving marriage... For the next act, out comes the frying pan and the roller! lol. :) gw
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J. Summers
Date: 3/10/2021 4:00:00 AM
Good morning Gershon, thanks for the input. John
Date: 3/7/2021 8:01:00 AM
Good luck in the limerick contest. ;0)
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J. Summers
Date: 3/8/2021 2:24:00 PM
Ha, I’ll need it. John
Date: 3/5/2021 8:55:00 PM
Guess i'll have to drink my beer brown. John, Great Limerick, love it.
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J. Summers
Date: 3/6/2021 7:10:00 PM
Howdy Harry, glad you liked it. Thanks for reading. John
Date: 3/3/2021 3:32:00 PM
Hello J. Summers … it could have been something he ate that made him crook - thank you - Lindsay
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J. Summers
Date: 3/3/2021 8:43:00 PM
Thanks for reading Lindsay. Hey, it could have beeg green eggs and ham...I hear that's not good for you. Thanks again. John
Date: 3/2/2021 5:38:00 PM
Hey, you got the 'b' word past the P.S. censors. You must be pretty crafty, John. :) gw
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J. Summers
Date: 3/2/2021 5:49:00 PM
You know Gershon that really surprised the heck out of me too. Go figure. John
Date: 3/2/2021 5:24:00 PM
Too cute J. And all too true. God Bless, JB
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J. Summers
Date: 3/2/2021 5:43:00 PM
Thanks much Judy. John
Date: 3/2/2021 2:31:00 PM
On St. P's day the adage is reversed to "what goes down must come up"....
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J. Summers
Date: 3/2/2021 2:38:00 PM
I’d never heard that before...both funny and true. John