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Grammar for salvation

sometimes I put in words in the wrong place

for instance , today my honey called and said she would be
home sooner than expected. 
Being sincere I replied. “you’re coming home so soon?
what I meant to say and pardon me for my grammar:
“so you’re coming home soon.”  
 the so got put in too late in my response. 
I was not apprehended for that. 

another time she was talking about going away for a few days.
I was  pleased that she was taking time for herself. 
I responsed and said “I know that I will be happy that you’re going away”
so there again I mixed up the words, what I meant was I am happy 
that you are taking time to go away. and the cats feel the same way  I do. well that sort of slide by without a reprimand. 

when she returned, she asked if I miss her. I looked at the cats
to see they’re reaction,  one of them said ‘say yes’.
Yes I did honey
she added why did it take you time to reply?
well you asked me too late, if you called and asked me if I missed you 
I would have immediately said yes, but now that you’re home
I just felt that you were gone too soon.  OPPS…..

 if you see me sleeping in the park, please bring me
a grammar book!

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Date: 6/25/2018 7:46:00 PM
It'll be too later for a grammar book...more like a coffee...Nice one...All the best Doug
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