Breakfast At Ronalds

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Breakfast At Ronalds


"You never take me anywhere" she pipes as she wipes a dish. 
 He put his arms around an ample waist and squeezes a wee bit. 
 "lose the apron I'm taking you out for breaky to Ronny's " 
 You should have seen her fly. In two seconds flat she's at the front 
 door in her bright yellow hat and her Wildwood tote bag of 1964. "My 
 tummy is callin' yoo hoo .. Let's go, let's go. I'm famished. " 
 Lickety split they park the car and go into their favorite foody place. 
 Happier then two pigs in shit. They ordered two orders of pancakes and two coffees. 
Bob cuts up his pancakes methodically as Maggie sits and watches. 
 A young kid who's been watchin' them for quite some time asks "Why isn't 
 she eating?" Bob cocks an eyebrow his way then clears his throat and says, 
 "Cuz she's waiting for the dentures, see," 
(he points one finger at his teeth and smacks them up and down clanking them soundly) 
"We only got one pair so we share. 
 "Ewh, that is gross." says the boy. Maggie fishes in her wildwood bag and 
 produces a mini yogurt and begins to eat. "I'm gonna have my yogurt 
 while I wait!" (the boy's eyes fling open in disbelief) 
By now Bob has had enough of the intrusion so he decides to scare the child silly. 
 "I suggest you run on home to your momma and tell her to take you 
 to the dentist. Cuz if you don't, you'll wind up lookin' like me!" the 
 boys darts out screaming "Liar, Liar, pants on fire!" Too late, the damage 
has been done. He runs home to give his teeth a vigorous cleaning. 
(with toothpaste foaming at the mouth) 
 "Mom, when is my next dentist appointment?" 

*** 
(Bob Oh Bob, you did it again. Scaring the little ones. Shame on you!) 

The End.... 

Copyright © Mystic Rose | Year Posted 2017 

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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  1. Date: 3/28/2017 7:06:00 PM
    Too funny Vienna; at least Bob got the boy to take good care of his teeth! Enjoyed!~Che :)

  1. Date: 3/25/2017 8:19:00 PM
    This i so cute, funny and I loved this poem on many levels!!! :)

  1. Date: 3/25/2017 9:47:00 AM
    Excellent narrative, Vienna, but not surprising since I have often come across similar writes of yours. In this case humour takes pride of place. Regards /x/ paul

  1. Date: 3/25/2017 6:36:00 AM
    Lol awesome! Xomo ;)

  1. Date: 3/25/2017 6:34:00 AM
    Mystic Mystic Mystic. You have me smiling and laughing. Thank you for that. We readers were all in the scene looking on. That is a credit to your clarity to express. This moment in time and scene is so endearing and as the reader reads on it it filled with fun and play and witty. Bless Bob and Maggie and yes the little boy too. Way cute throughout.

  1. Date: 3/25/2017 5:56:00 AM
    Great humour Vienna really made me smile:-) hugs Jan xx

  1. Date: 3/25/2017 5:39:00 AM
    Haha, that is so cute! I love your little stories!