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And So It Begins

                And so it begins. This is shocking
		and SERIOUS. Please don’t be mocking
		my tale of a lady	
	 	lewd men heard was shady.
		Soon, off to her house they’d go flocking.

		A jokester deceived them by telling,
		“I know of a woman who’s selling
		just what you’ve been craving.”
		He soon had them raving,
		“Man, where’s this delectable dwelling?!”

		Then, ready to blow all their money,
		they rushed off to buy—uh . . . some honey,
		but what was awaiting
		they’d surely be hating,
		the wrong kind of cathouse--NOT funny!

		A crazy old woman with twenty-
		nine cats peered at them through her glinty,		
                shrewd eyes and said, “I know
		you’re here to buy cats, so
		just take your picks, gents. I’ve got plenty!”



February 9, 2019, entered in Line Gauthier's And So It Begins Contest
		

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Date: 2/9/2019 6:40:00 PM
G'day Janice … I hope the blokes wives are happy with the cats they bring home - very good tale Janice - Lindsay
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 2/9/2019 8:28:00 PM
Thanks so much, Lindsay! Janice
Date: 2/9/2019 3:13:00 PM
Very clever and humorous ending..you had me thinking otherwise. Best for a win, Janice.
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 2/9/2019 8:28:00 PM
Thanks so much, Vijay! Janice
Date: 2/9/2019 10:13:00 AM
very funny, janice! best of luck in the contest...
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 2/9/2019 10:59:00 AM
Thanks so much, Ilene! Janice