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A day in court

Lenny the lizard went to court due to his misdemeanor.  
he was given 2 days in the cell awaiting trial. 
On the trial day he went before the judge. 
your honor, I plead guilty to my charges but I 
asked you to go easy with my penalty.
‘Why should I favor you’ asked the judge.
Lenny replied, I can’t keep my mouth shut.
and the judge said, ‘you won’t get anywhere today unless you do’
‘you will get 5 days and then probation’
‘now what do you say about that’?
the lizard opened his mouth and stuck his stuck his tongue out
‘you’ll never learn, now you’ll get 5 more days’!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Date: 6/22/2018 12:16:00 PM
I thought this was fun Doug and witty.
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Date: 6/20/2018 6:41:00 AM
Oh my! This is a creative poem Doug. Well done. I enjoyed it :)
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