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Date Posted	PoemTitle	# Views	Form
03/13/2013	While Gertrude Recovers	388	Rhyme
03/13/2013	Lunatics Love Ufos	518	Rhyme
03/11/2013	Certainly You Have a Right To Be Wrong	382	Rhyme
03/07/2013	What You Get Free From Wal-Mart	924	Rhyme
03/07/2013	Dangerous Questions	318	Rhyme
03/06/2013	Victoria's Secret Well Kept	656	Rhyme
03/06/2013	Vance Plans a Vasectomy	3150	Rhyme
03/06/2013	My Idea of Good Art	217	Rhyme
03/02/2013	Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow	508	Rhyme
03/02/2013	Goodbye To the Penny	626	Rhyme
03/02/2013	The Interrogation of Prince Charming	547	Rhyme
03/01/2013	A Living Death	476	Rhyme
02/28/2013	Fast Food To Go	673	Rhyme
02/26/2013	The Fanatical Dog Lover	931	Rhyme
02/25/2013	Critique What I Wrote	347	Rhyme
02/22/2013	They Are Recalling What	265	Rhyme
02/21/2013	Wrote For Them Grammer Nazis Out Their	777	Narrative
02/20/2013	The Lemon Wedge On the Rim of Your Glass	939	Rhyme
02/20/2013	Horsemeat Scandal In Europe	609	Rhyme
02/18/2013	Mike Loves His Money	407	Rhyme
02/18/2013	Until Debt Do We Part	393	Rhyme
02/18/2013	The Quickest Way To Double Your Money	614	Rhyme
02/18/2013	The Seven Dwarfs of Facebook	590	Rhyme
02/17/2013	The Unexplored Road	458	Rhyme
02/16/2013	Those Awesome Folks On Facebook	761	Rhyme
02/16/2013	Loretta Lockhorn Kisses the Floor	416	Rhyme
02/16/2013	Nasa's Secret Moon Discovery	782	Rhyme
02/15/2013	To Idiots Who Spread Disease	248	Rhyme
02/13/2013	When She Says Guess My Age	306	Rhyme
02/12/2013	The Cobra's Nightmare	407	Rhyme
02/12/2013	The Cow At the Car Wash	476	Rhyme
02/11/2013	The Vicar Vamooses	390	Rhyme
02/11/2013	Aafreen Gets Her Fill	280	Rhyme
02/08/2013	Facebook To Be Inaccessible On Three Dates	353	Rhyme
02/08/2013	A Taliban Marriage	456	Rhyme
02/07/2013	Man Dies In Fall From Pew	430	Rhyme
02/06/2013	Beware of 88	503	Rhyme
02/05/2013	A Visit To Hooters	321	Rhyme
02/05/2013	Fast Food Guilt Free	446	Rhyme
02/03/2013	God Hates Everyone Except Me	780	Rhyme
02/03/2013	Beautiful But High Risk	416	Rhyme
02/02/2013	I Have No Time For You	497	Rhyme
02/01/2013	The Flying Lessons	1229	Rhyme
01/31/2013	The Ghost In the Courthouse Window	810	Rhyme
01/30/2013	Cats Kill Billions Every Year	334	Rhyme
01/29/2013	Rachel, Don'T Call Me Anymore	353	Rhyme
01/29/2013	The College Graduation	930	Rhyme
01/29/2013	A Visit To the Fast Food Joint	358	Rhyme
01/29/2013	Paying For Air	377	Rhyme
01/28/2013	Agnes Was a Better Cook Than You	321	Rhyme
01/28/2013	The Life Changer	200	Rhyme
01/27/2013	Why Did You Pull Me Over	665	Rhyme
01/26/2013	Never Wrestle With a Pig	699	Rhyme
01/26/2013	A Stolen Purse	645	Rhyme
01/26/2013	Pet May Be Claimed By Owner	552	Rhyme
01/25/2013	When Silence Isn'T Golden	361	Rhyme
01/25/2013	A Dog In the House	766	Rhyme
01/24/2013	Bernie Is Impervious To All Harm	418	Rhyme
01/23/2013	If Cat Lovers Had Their Way	585	Rhyme
01/23/2013	So You Are In On It Too	221	Rhyme
01/23/2013	The Intoxicated Alien	447	Rhyme
01/20/2013	A Terrible Day At the Office	847	Rhyme
01/20/2013	Why I Plan To Skip My 55th Class Reunion	1241	Rhyme
01/20/2013	An Alabama Riot	433	Rhyme
01/19/2013	An Ideal Wife	623	Rhyme
01/19/2013	Twelve Hour Shifts For Nurses	861	Rhyme
01/19/2013	Aisle Or Window	201	Rhyme
01/18/2013	The Revolting Loaf of Bread	434	Rhyme
01/18/2013	Remembering S and H Green Stamps	428	Rhyme
01/17/2013	The Deception of the American Public - a Satire	1186	Rhyme
01/17/2013	Alien Archaeologists Visit Earth	555	Rhyme
01/15/2013	Down With Bad Stuff - a Satire	1117	Rhyme
01/15/2013	Superman Confesses	649	Rhyme
01/14/2013	Argument With a Wife Is Futile	434	Rhyme
01/13/2013	In Gun He Trusts	495	Rhyme
01/13/2013	It's Free	204	Rhyme
01/11/2013	You Know You Can Trust Me	669	Rhyme
01/10/2013	Grandpa, Make Like a Frog	637	Rhyme
01/10/2013	A Visitor From Space	305	Rhyme
01/09/2013	Life Is But a Fleeting Shadow	1146	Rhyme
01/09/2013	The Arrogance of Wealth	923	Rhyme
01/09/2013	They'Re Plotting Against Him	388	Rhyme
01/08/2013	Behind the Shower Curtain	486	Rhyme
01/08/2013	A Futile Vigil	182	Rhyme
01/07/2013	Eat My Dust, Punk	749	Rhyme
01/07/2013	A Winter Surprise	541	Rhyme
01/06/2013	A Great Work of Art	409	Rhyme
01/05/2013	Part of Me Likes the Incredible Hulk	408	Rhyme
01/03/2013	The Text Messages	266	Rhyme
01/03/2013	Sunny Side Up Please	1015	Rhyme
01/02/2013	Grinning Like a Possum	871	Rhyme
01/01/2013	Do Not Tease the Animals	801	Rhyme
01/01/2013	The Specter	165	Rhyme
01/01/2013	I'Ll Be Ready In Five Minutes, Dear	653	Rhyme
12/30/2012	They Walk Among Us	615	Rhyme
12/29/2012	No New Year's Resolutions For Me	422	Rhyme
12/28/2012	A Metaphor of Life	305	Rhyme
12/25/2012	The Assault Rifle Madness Continues	596	Rhyme
12/25/2012	Santa Claus Dies On Christmas Eve	668	Rhyme
12/24/2012	A Rift In Time Part 1	872	Narrative

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