God Hates Everyone Except Me

God Hates Everyone Except Me By Elton Camp The good “reverend” likes to have his say Against absolutely everyone and every way His belief is the only one that’s correct Eternity in hellfire all others can expect So that it wouldn’t come as a surprise To speak for him, God did authorize At least that’s the preacher’s claim So all others he just loves to shame Making signs was costing quite a bit So he produced one that all matters fit He wrote, in large print, for all to see “God Hates Everyone Except Me” If protesting funerals or reviling a gay He can march, hold the sign up and bray