Superman Confesses

Superman Confesses By Elton Camp At last the truth has come out What Superman was really about Pressure he was under was severe To be the very best superhero here Captain Marvel had help of Shazam “My power’s enhanced & here I am” Batman had help of riches galore To be more than he was before Spiderman had science to his aid With that help, he had it made So poor Superman just had to hedge Use something that gave him an edge Performance-enhancing drugs he found Let him be the strongest hero around A mixture of every type he did try Until he found that it let him fly Such drug use he tried to deny Until Lois Lane gave it the lie The facts he decided he’d confess So to the good Oprah did address “I’m sorry that I did such wrong I had to do it to be that strong”