Grandpa, Make Like a Frog

Grandpa, Make Like a Frog By Elton Camp Grandpa pulled his Caddy into the drive For his semiannual visit he did arrive A big mansion was where he resided Much income his investments provided “Hey, Grandpa,” Joey did exclaim The little kid his visit did acclaim “I want to hear you do it please” He persisted with words like these “Do what?” he said after a while Joey’s face showed a happy smile “A sound of a frog I want you to make” “Joey, why that, for goodness sake?” “Dad says we’ll be rich after you croak” Joey’s dad, then, very nearly did choke