Alien Archaeologists Visit Earth

Alien Archaeologists Visit Earth By Elton Camp A team was surveying planets in the Milky Way When a visit to Earth they decided they’d pay Their flying saucers hovered above the ground While scientists got out and looked all around By a huge meteor impact it’d been devastated They studied the remains to see how it rated On discarded cellular phones lying all around Thousands of similar messages they found The archaeologists carefully analyzed The results made them quite surprised “OMG” and “WTF” were on every screen But they soon determined what they mean In monosyllabic grunts they communicated In the last seconds before being eliminated Low intelligence creatures lived on here So never would have been a species to fear