Rachel, Don'T Call Me Anymore
Rachel, Don’t Call Me Anymore
By Elton Camp
The most hated call in America today
“Rachel at Card Services” it does say
Surely some authority must be out there
That about this constant outrage does care
I’ve found donotcall.gov won’t help at all
So it does no good to give them a call
Call Block will help for a little bit
From a new number comes that twit
Rachel keeps calling me when I’m gone
She has the number of my cell phone
She calls my house at least once a day
And then never listens to what I say
Card Services wouldn’t interest me
Even if what they offer is to be free
President Obama, come to our aid
Put a stop to this witchy little maid
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