The Seven Dwarfs of Facebook

The Seven Dwarfs of Facebook By Elton Camp Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it’s off to Facebook they go Each dwarf represents a type of person you know Lonely the truth about himself does hide How little is in his life others mustn’t decide *****y acts that way, himself to protect So that hurtful interaction he needn’t expect Stalky to certain ones obsessive attention pays Whether it’s for months or weeks or days Grammar Nazi minor mistakes points out To show he knows what things are about Funny tries to make everything into a joke But is seen as odious, making others choke Drama Queen makes a big issue of it all Even of things in life that are very small Moody is as unpredictable as can be Can’t know what response you’ll see Saying “dwarfs” is politically incorrect But their names show what to expect So if Snow White encounters any of these, She’ll see that they’re impossible to please