The Seven Dwarfs of Facebook
The Seven Dwarfs of Facebook
By Elton Camp
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it’s off to Facebook they go
Each dwarf represents a type of person you know
Lonely the truth about himself does hide
How little is in his life others mustn’t decide
*****y acts that way, himself to protect
So that hurtful interaction he needn’t expect
Stalky to certain ones obsessive attention pays
Whether it’s for months or weeks or days
Grammar Nazi minor mistakes points out
To show he knows what things are about
Funny tries to make everything into a joke
But is seen as odious, making others choke
Drama Queen makes a big issue of it all
Even of things in life that are very small
Moody is as unpredictable as can be
Can’t know what response you’ll see
Saying “dwarfs” is politically incorrect
But their names show what to expect
So if Snow White encounters any of these,
She’ll see that they’re impossible to please
Copyright © Elton Camp | Year Posted 2013
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