The Interrogation of Prince Charming

The Interrogation of Prince Charming By Elton Camp When the prince appears with the charms The fair maiden blindly falls into his arms Glenda was a maiden prone to investigate Before getting into a situation she’d hate Was it worthwhile to elope with the prince? She was determined to count the expense “Have you a castle that belongs only to you Or will your parents be living in there too?” “How many ex-wives do you have to support? Will you agree no new maidens to court?” “Can you prove that you don’t have STD Because that is extremely important to me” “You are just a bit too charming in a way Are you absolutely sure you aren’t gay?” Only after Glenda has thoroughly inquired Did she decide he was the prince she desired