Part of Me Likes the Incredible Hulk

Part of Me Likes the Incredible Hulk By Elton Camp David Banner, folks sure better not threat He’ll become the hulk and they’ll regret The hulk, his rage expresses - no constraint A thing that his human side certainly can’t The two are opposite sides of the same plank One meek and mild, the other strong and rank Whatever the hulk does, David can deny Such violence he would never even try But he has such a convenient alter ego Who’s along wherever David may go Like Dr. Jekyll and his twin, Mister Hyde, There’s an entirely different person inside At times, I’d like to have the hulk with me On some people, I’d gladly set him free He could shove and toss them all around With a loud sound, they’d hit the ground When they’ve been punished just enough, Hulk becomes me who isn’t that tough Thus, “Arrrrrg!” is a sound I like to hear Because it puts the wicked ones in fear