Loretta Lockhorn Kisses the Floor

Loretta Lockhorn Kisses the Floor By Elton Camp Leroy’s drinking his wife does hurt Likewise, how he chases every skirt His earning power isn’t very great A fact that Loretta often does berate And it comes as no surprise Her cooking he does criticize At shopping she’s no expert The family budget does hurt One day she fainted dead away Because of what leroy did say He, puzzled, scratched his head “I was wrong” is all that I said