Ze Poems - Poems about Ze

...huhcofcofahahmmm... vhat be it zat be ze 'soar-s' of a past the 'mow-meant' (uff time)... was a 'bore-dome' cap cleared that vhat vas min(e)d uff 'thuh-oughts' zat then 'a-pier-id' as a......Read the rest...

...Love Speaks All Languages ‘Je t’aime’ he whispered with passion By the Seine with the moon bright above It sounded so very romantic French, they say, is the language of love ‘Ti amo’ decla......Read the rest...

...Ze French, they are haughty Kremlinites, vulgar, crude Le artiste charcoal sketches in the unvarnished nude Brits keep a stiff upper lip Pointy-shoed Italians think they are ......Read the rest...

...or The Stages Set for Grief "What you sow, I reap -- after I fu*k it over." -- a grossly obese Grim Reaper yet of an appetite greedy * * * Close listen to the tick-tock of......Read the rest...

..."Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live." -- an unenlightened assw*pe medieval * * * Albeit nearly drowned by soup, one counterculture witch yet giv*s me wo*d in brewing ......Read the rest...

...I don't know about ZOU but ZE'VE had it up to here with this pseudo-science sham So, as of today When 'What's ZOUR pronoun?' ZEY say Pronoun Keep-away ZE shall play......Read the rest...

...They say that Snow White fell out with Cinderella, And with her she was clinging, pulling her hair... So said the maiden... - She is as dry as a mango in the mouth of a toothless gal.. ! ......Read the rest...

...What's In Your Will? Not everyone has houses or lands, gold or silver, stocks or bonds, IRA’S or CD’S, Cars or cash, insurance policies, etc. But that does not mean we have nothing to leave behind......Read the rest...

... Between You and I Is the King Of Kings!!! Whom is allowing a digital cross to rightly speak !A message that rattles imagined nine inch nails! And crossroads to a HEAD that spiritually......Read the rest...

...There’s a talent show this evening at the RSPCA Eight or nine impressionists are on the bill today Some will do wild animals and some will croak like frogs And a few, it seems, will do domestic ca......Read the rest...

...Politics is smart on one side but it's half luck for another when you win it's hazard when you lost it's sourish I think so much Pirulin I got the first mush before giving to each other. Who......Read the rest...

...~ My Fellow* Americans ~ (Regarding Presidential Elections) Let us amend the Constitution so we can find a fitting solution for every election where the selection of any candidate means ......Read the rest...

...(cheech and chong....drive-in....parkin....rye-in.....ffffffree'...ver'...s'ns : ) c: ffffff.....ree-verse!!! ; ) c: reef-ver.....ssssss!? : / c: ree-f....verse!! ......Read the rest...

...The morning sky looks down through baby blues Hydrating raindrops from oak leaves still drip Ephemeral the morning petrichor Lovely plumeria form g......Read the rest...

...Not everyone has houses or lands, gold or silver, stocks or bonds, IRA’S or CD’S, Cars or cash, insurance policies, etc. But that does not mean we have nothing to leave behind when we depart this ear......Read the rest...